I AM SWEATING LIKE A MULE DEER!!!

And it’s very heavy, smelly sweat too. What could be causing this? I put on deodorant today.

Seriously this is gross - a big cold drop of sweat just slid down my waist. Did I drink too much caffeine? Or was it from posting in this thread?

Hey, that was my 666th post! Nifty.

Okay, this isn’t funny anymore. I really do stink. I haven’t done anything hot and sweaty, I shower every day as per usual, and I’m wearing clean clothes. Yet I’ve got that rank seventh-day-of-a-canoe-trip stank cloud surrounding me.

Really now. What could be wrong with me? My period just ended; maybe it’s caused by some sort of hormonal change.

C’mon people, I need theories.

Why does Daowajan smell?

Hmm. Hmm. Maybe something you ate? Or maybe you smell normal, but for some reason your sense of smell is super sensitive? That’s all I got.

It’s the vibes of homo love from my thread, m’dear. Sorry about that. Perhaps a tinfoil hat next time?