I am the new god of rock!

My new refurbished Behringer V-amp 2 virtual guitar effects modeller arrived in the mail and has transformed both my seemingly innocent Sony stereo and myself into the new overlords of rock. I await the adoration of groupies and I will sign body parts, ladies.

Mundane pointless that I am sharing…

I, for one, salute our new rock overlords!

Been waiting ages to say that!

Well don’t go gettin’ a big head now. Playing guitar is like shooting a gun. Lots of people know how but your only a big shot when your peers think so. Fortuanatly for you there’s more than enough groupies and glory to go around. Please try to keep your pants on, though. You wouldn’t want ending up on that TMZ channel.

The new god of rock requires neither pants nor peers!

The new god of rock will be appearing soon on TMZ doing rude things with starlets.

Well you got the right attitude anyway. A pair of leather pants and your off!

Next step: throw a TV out the window, and jump off the roof into the pool!