I say we milk this thread for all it’s worth.
Yeah, my husband used to wait until the last day to hit the malls. Then he discovered that Walgreens was open 24/7, including Christmas Day, so now he waits until the last MINUTE. Yippee!
If you’re going to go this route, I advise not just grabbing anything off the shelf. Show her that you’re thinking of HER you know? I mean, the Robitussin would have meant so much more to me had he gotten the kind with the expectorant instead of the chest decongestant…
I wonder if he’s been watching Blue’s Clues. The salt is fucking the pepper on that show, and they’re having little spice babies. Next thing you know, the spices will be doing it with animals.
I had a tawdry affair with broccoli when I was four. It was just a phase.
Personally I think yer kid is a little pervert. He should be marrying ice cream, as God intended.
Isn’t your son a little young to be living la dolce velveeta?
There are many famous curdled celebrities:
Ray Romano, Colby Bryant, Curd Russel and Gouda Hawn, Chester A. Arthur, Chuck E. Cheese - many did change the spelling of their names over the years (ie. the lead singer of Police used to be known as String), but most cheesy celebrities do indeed age well.
Little know trivia - the film “American Graffiti” was originally titled “Brie Graffiti”, as a fromage to French Cinema, but was later changed to it’s more common, USA name.
It’s okay if he’s gay. It won’t cause him to croak, monsieur. Just make sure he marries a man taller than himself.
Cheddar? Hell, he hardly knew her!
loud guffaws
“Fromage” made me do a double take. 
Nice pun post.
My father nearly cruciferied my for playing with my sprouts when I was young. I was floret but he was against it.
Once with some Blue Cheese, but got a nasty bacterial infection.
Just call this thread a vegetable 'cause it’s definitely on life support.
Did you take penicillin, just in queso?
I just hope the OP gives the situation his unfeta’d attention.
Please, no one make a Jack cheese pun!
Please. Go ahead. Do it. Now.
No, no, no! I leave jack off the list of pun cheeses.
Not usually interested in this sort of item, but a Jack Cheese Tract – hmmmmmmm!
You obviously don’t know Jack. Cheese.
Stop wining. He got the cheese but at least he didn’t marry the cow