Apparently I’m worth absolutely nothing, because I don’t live in the states… always nice to know 
I also have never taken a SAT, so have no idea what to put in that box, and I have not the faintest idea what a GPA is when it’s at home…
$2,310,870.00… is that all?
Well, if your school used A, B, C, etc. for grades, you can calculate it by using 4.0 for A, 3.667 for A-, 3.333 for B+, 3.0 for a B, and so on.
I am worth exactly: $2,231,286.00. I wonder how much higher it would be if I didn’t smoke?
$1,669,544.00 I’m the Walmart of Dopers 
I’m afraid I’m not worth much at all.
I expected as much.
well, which school? the prep school I left when I was 13, the secondary school I left when I was 18, or the Uni I left when I was 23ish?
You are worth exactly: $1,412,940.00.
The range is 400 to 1600. IIRC, the mean is now normalized to 1000; it used to be in the low-to-mid 900s.
1500 on your SATs is very good. It won’t just get you into Mensa (they accept SAT, GRE, etc. scores as evidence that you’re qualified); it’ll get you in with plenty of room to spare.
$1,462,908.00
Perhaps I over-estimated my true worth then 
Hmmm.
$2,993,290.00
Exactly.
I am worth $1,638,330.00. I am a bargain, perfect for someone who is looking for an inexpensive “fixer-upper.”
$2,775,054.00.
But you will want the extended warranty. And I can only be returned for store credit. No CODs.
But if you act NOW, you will get TWO Shodans for the price of one!
NOW how much would you pay?
Regards,
Shodan
I am worth $1,944,218.00. I bet it’s because I’m short.
$2,010,270
But if you’re hot, I’ll knock it down to 2 mil even…
$1,142,950.00??? Just cause im a white unattractive high school dropout?
=PK
Good thing the scores were so high! You guys probably just made this guy A few hundred bucks!!
Just think!! Selling E-mail adresses! GREAT new invention!!
He can sell my junk email address as many times as he wants. That’s what it’s for.
underlining mine:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FWIW, I clicked submit and got **ADODB.Recordset error ‘800a0cc1’ **
Maybe they ran out of money?