I heard that opus. I’ll give it a “5.” It had a good beat, but it was hard to dance to.
~VOW
You are such a kind King. Think I’ll keep you.
Hmmm,
BWAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
vIvoqHa’ chut ghov Qujmey Da’ovQo’ jIH
Ha’DIbaH puqloD
There that’s even better than harsh language
Sweet!
Are you going to be a “warts and all” kind of king or should I start writing the hagiography now?
You may do as you feel appropriate.
“Amongst his many outstanding achievements King iiii is known for his superhuman golf prowess. On one historic occasion, his first tee shot bounced straight into the cup, and then immediately bounced out and into each of the cups of all the subsequent holes in order, thus making him the only person to achieve a score of 1 for an 18-hole course. Golf partners Donald Trump and Kim Jung-Un could only look on dumbly in amazement.”
Excellent! You have gained my favor, and the finest goat in the Royal Herd.
OK, but if I’m going to be working nights I’ll need access to the appropriate scientific supplies - like booze, good company and cable TV.
The resources of the Royal Observatory* are your to use as you see fit.
*The Royal Observatory has a large and fully stocked refrigerator/bar, high speed internet and cable TV, and a small staff of astronmers/revellers.
Thank you, but it’s not a dance tune. Try the club remix.
“On this date, King iiii met with his Royal Scientists to survey their work on developing time travel. At a glance he was able to correct several fundamental errors in their calculations and then personally assembled a working time machine out of plastic tubing, old lawnmower parts, three boxes of rubber bands and a small pug. His Majesty then promptly tested the machine by travelling into the distant past, where he invented pie.”
Wonderful! You are hereby granted a second goat from the Royal Herd.
Whelp, the pedants are to busy pedanting to actually have their revolt, and the rabble is so besotted with all the “booze, broads, and assorted live stock” that it will probably be a week or three before any of them will be fit to mount a stump, let alone a revolution. Hell, not even insults posted in Klingon got a reaction.
Apparently I do not have a brilliant career ahead of me as a rabble rouser, fomenter of unrest, or instigator of rebellion. Not in this thread anyway.
Maybe I’ll pop over and see what Korg has going on these days.
Ha! You are hereby made Royal Instigator. Instigate as you please!
Looks speculatively at iiandyiiii
Are you sure that is wise? Just statistically speaking, at some point I’m going to achieve my goals.
looks at iiandyiiii some more, a bit warily this time
Erm, thanks for the job offer but…oh look at that, I hear my mom calling me to go to the dentist for that root canal I forgot about at the grocery store where I got a meeting about…
*takes off running out of the thread so fast in cartoon fashion, his shoes have to catch up *
In my kingdom, there is no “statistically speaking”, and no “goals” are achieved that are not also mine own. So instigate as you please!
Here, kitty, kitty. Here, kitty, kitty. The…um…sort of… Tiger is missing. He’s not bitten anyone, lately. Fore-warned is fore-armed.
HERE, KITTY, KITTY.
(grumble-grumble, if I had a real tiger, grumble)
Probably set loose by some lowly disturber of the peace.
Have you tried setting out any kitty food to lure it in beck?
I hate tell you this but the royal Tiger is a golden retriever painted in tiger stripes. Not at ALL what I WANTED. You know, you take what your given in this kingdom. Your NEEDS get shoved under the palace rugs.
Altho’, now I think about golden retrievers will eat anything. Hand me some of that goat food.
I think that “King” should be capitalized as you are referring to a full title, e.g. “the King of Andylandia”.
Imagine you’re Jeff Bridges’ character in The Big Lebowski. You wouldn’t say of yourself:
“So says the dude”
You would say:
“So says the Dude”
#Pedant’sRevolt