It did pretty well. Maybe a little heavy on the wisdom and civility.
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Thy praises in a manner most befitting?
For in thee, knowledge and wit both take wing,
And curious minds find answers befitting.
From questions both profound and absurd,
To musings on life, love, and everything,
Thou offerest a space where all are heard,
And discourse doth with civility ring.
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A wealth of knowledge, a fountainhead pure,
A community of truth-seekers, who prove
That intellect and humor can coexist for sure.
Oh Straight Dope, thou art a haven rare,
For seekers of truth, and those who dare.