I was going to offer Slapout, Alabama. But after reading the posts, my vote goes to Toad Suck… :-o
It’s not a town but…
There’s a campaign at the moment to rename a local mountain… times have changed since the first white person to encounter the place saw the mountain and said:
“That mountain looks just like a Nigger’s Head. I think I’ll call it Mount Niggerhead”.
BTW, I am not trying to offend anyone, and this is for real. You can see why they are so determined to change the name of the place. I think they were leaning toward naming it for an indigenous tribe, to make up for the previous name.
Not a town, but there is a body of water near me called Great Bottom Flash. And if you have any type of Net Nanny software running, you won’t be able to find Scunthorpe, England.
Monkey’s Eyebrow is also in KY. And I believe you’re right: it is a state of constant pandemonium. That’s one reason I left. 
I was very surprised to see a Felchville, VT. Someone called up to ask me where Fletcher is, I looked on the town listing and nearly fell down laughing. I’m glad that I don’t live there!
Nope, there was at least one other poster a while back from Marquette, and there’s someone with a user name of Escanaba. I assume he/she’s from Escanaba, but never did get around to asking.
I’m from Marquette originally, but live in Colorado now. Moving back to da UP next summer, and I can’t wait! Where are you from?
Oddly enough, I grew up about halfway between Felch and Paradise. I now live a few hours west of Hell. 
Where is it, Gravity? I’m thinking we might have to have a Burlington Dopefest with a little fieldtrip to Felchville, if it’s not too far…
I’ll be in da UP for two weeks in August. Anyone up for a Doper trip to Felch? If not, I guess it’ll be just me and Mr. Athena, drinkin’ ourselves silly in the Felch bar.
(On an aside, the nice thing about the UP is that you can count on there being at least one bar in every town. I’ve never been to Felch, but I know for certain we can get a drink there.)
I should have known this was going to happen…
It’s pretty far south, actually. It’s about 35 miles southeast of Rutland, near Brownsville, Cavendish and the Ascutney Mountain Resort.
As a sidenote, let it be known that my hometown is the only place I know of that still has regular, weekly jello wrestling.
Alas, I’m going to be in the UP during the 2nd week of June for a family get-together thingamajiggy and will thereafter be flat-out of vacation time for a bit. 
However, we could all go to Hell and drink.
slortar, this is NOT the pit. You go to hell yerself. You’ll have to excuse me, I’m going to Felch for a bit.
Or, alternately, we could all go to Comical Corners and throw ba-nanner cream pies at each other.
Oops, sorry about that. I seriously considered actually, you know, looking it up before I posted, but figured my memory was pretty good. Shows what I know
Oh yeah, there’s a Vulcan, Alberta, too. Complete with Star Trek memorabilia and Spock ears for sale.
What about Intercourse, PA-get this-it’s an AMISH TOWN.
Go figure.
Athena- I’m from Marquette. Wooo hoooooo!
Slortar- Dude! You used to live up here? Where did you live??
Whoops, I hit enter too soon if you see two posts.
Ah, then you aren’t getting the whole joke. Start on IL Route 116 headed west towards I-57 and you’ll see a road sign that says Cullom & Ashkum (the two towns ahead on the route).
Erm.
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It’s not an Amish town. There are a number of Amish households with addresses in Intercourse, but they are outnumbered by non-Amish households with addresses in Intercourse.
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Where do you think Amish kids come from…?
We have a few here in New South Wales:
-Spit Junction which has the Spit Bridge, of course.
-Woy Woy, Wagga Wagga, and Wee Waa.
-Manly With Manly Beach, of course.
-Warrawee (My hubby always asks “Where are we?” A:Warrawee)
And my all time favorite:
-Hat Head, New South Wales.