Awesome. In fact, when I go up north in a couple of weeks, I’ll be visiting friends…um, “friend” actually :rolleyes:, in Marquette. Beautiful city.
I spent two years in KI Sawyer, then spent the rest of my upbringing 6 miles east of McFarland (draw line between Marquette and Escanaba, bisect, there it is). Yes, in the middle of that stretch of swampy, hillbilly-infested forest in the central UP…
Damn. Well, I’ll be in Castleton for Governor’s Institute in June, I might just have to take a little detour…
But sometime this summer, are you onboard for Burlingtonfest, Gravity?
I know, I was basically being silly.
Well, I hadn’t planned on it, actually. No car, and I tend to avoid parties of any sort. I’m an antisocial sort. 
Look on the map of PA. There’s only two ways to get from Blue Ball to Paradise. You can get there through Intercourse, or you can take Bird in Hand
speaking of fucking, austria, the town of Devon (PA?) had quite the problem with vandals a few years back. Every time I passed a sign for it on the highway the “n” was spraypatined out to spell… Devo. By the time they got around to creating “n” patches to specifically overlay the N in devon when it got vandalized, no one got the joke anymore
Funkstown, Maryland.
or you can try Big Otter, WV. There are two things in Big Otter–a gas station and a tourist shop with hats and cups and souveniers for Big Otter.
…at least Funkstown has a sewage treatment plant.
Newfoundland is full of wacky names for their towns!
**Come By Chance **
is the one that probably sticks in my mind the most.
There is also a Big Beaver, MI. At my previous job, we had a female salesperson who worked out of an office there, and after she left she was referred to as “the Big Beaver girl”. I was too young (and innocent) to understand…
But (IMHO) I still think “Felch” is worse than even “Toad Suck” or “Fucking”. Now maybe if someone found a “Bestiality, MO” or “Squick, NY”…
(I think I’ve been corrupted…)
I have a coffee mug from Toad Suck, Arkansas, but it just has a cute little froggie on it and the name. They should have let their imaginations be more, urmmm, literal.
I’m hopin’ that reincarnation is true, 'cause I wanna come back as “The Coroner of Comical Corners”. Don’t that just conjure up some wacky hijinx?
Ok thats just freaking scary. Where’d you find out that? lol, and we call it funky town here 