I bet I know what Cecil is going to be for Halloween...

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Where do you suppose he gets his costume?

He better invite me to the Halloween party!

If he does invite you to the party, examine any food very carefully before eating it. You DON’T want to eat those sausages, for instance. Or the lady’s fingers.

That’s not a party; that’s a slaughtering.
Don’t. Go. In. The. Parlor.

Unless you really need some more punch… but then run!

I bet I know what Cecil is going to be for Halloween…

Wrong?

D&R