Yes, I know it isn’t new, but lately I have been hearing more and more people using “so” in that annoying Friends-type way. You know, “I am so not going to the movie with him.” “That is so not going to happen.”
You’d think only teenage girls would use this type of phrasing, but I hear it from otherwise intelligent adults, and I see it written online all the damn time.
I blame Friends for everything: 9/11, the Iraq war, the muffler falling off of my car, the heat wave, the extinction of the dinosaurs (Could I be any more of a global catastrophe), Brad Pitt breaking up with Jennifer Aniston, the popularity of Will & Grace, everything.