My analyst says it will help my anger.
My condolences. 
aha would have replied to this, but he’s an old guy and goes to sleep early.
If you have that big of a crush on aha, maybe you oughta send him flowers or something.
Will they send bouquets with scorpions?
I doubt they’ll send scorpions, but they’ll send the next best thing…a Western Union album.
CP and aha livin in a tree… k-i-s-s-i-n-g!!
you wanna have his babies!!
Tossed Salad cummin up!!
Ya’ll know what he’s gonna do, he’s gonna post that he could have sold me one for a dollar-two-ninety-eight instead of seventy-five bucks.
Biter 
You paid 75 dollars for that record? You’re kidding right?
Yeah, I’m kidding.
It’s a damned odd CD, though. Big and black. Won’t fit in the player. One big long scratch on it.
Post a .wav file so we can try to guess which noise aha is makeing!
Nice to see people support vinyl, for whatever reason. They will still play a hundred years from now, when CDs have all decomposed.
I have maybe 300LPs, 400CDs, even a box of 45s. The little biddy 45s are a pain to play, so I’m copying some to CD some day, no big hurry.
He’s asleep, Dude. He’s an old guy.
Hey…I’m an old guy, and I’m still awake. 'Course only it is 10:12 pst. 
Peace,
mangeorge (Damn kids)
You just keep your mouth shut TS! I want never to hear of …you know… again!
aha, my wife says to tell you she likes “Western Union” and the follow-up, whatever it was (I have it, but am too lazy to look it up).
Says I, “You mean the one that sounded just like ‘Western Union?’”
Says her, “Yeah. I like it.”