But, hey…you Jews get circumcised.
Ya take away a man’s toys…it’s no wonder he’s pissed at you.
No, it makes it look bigger… (from some movie or TVshow I can’t recall)
It makes it look bigger???
As a non-Jew who was circumcised at birth anyway, I am now horribly ashamed.
Reading glasses, anyone?
I am prety much convinced that that’s the only way most people can function in their daily lives.
Interesting FYI
American pop icon announces intention to convert to Islam, according to sources in Bahrain
Is he going to start wearing a burka now?
What do you mean start? Hasn’t he been disguising himself as a Muslim woman in full on burqa and/or chador for years?
It’s chowdah! CHOW-DAH!
Oh, yeh, the freedom to… :rolleyes:
Does he even have any assets left? He’s being sued left and right for breach of contract and for falling to pay what he owes. I would imagine any that he does have will be frozen.
Just when you think Jacko’s image couldn’t possibly get any creepier…
I’m no Jewish American Princess, but I say, “Oy vey” all the time. By all accounts, that should certainly qualify me for “The Yellow Submarine.”
Can Michael still qualify to be a Black Muslim?
The guy who recorded it was probably Jewish, too. I mean, who are you going to believe- Michael or your own ears?
I am not a muslim, but I’d be real interested in reading the Muslim view on this conversion.
I’m not either but I used to live in Bahrain. To answer your question, they’ll take him. It will be interesting to see whether he converts to Shia like the vast majority of the Bahrainis, or Sunni like the royal family.
If he goes Shia, I want to see him out there whacking himself in the head with a rusty sword and bleeding all over the place. Somehow I think that might be a bit gritty for Michael but I’d drive over tto see it.
Regards
Testy
I am shocked. Just SHOCKED, I tell you!
IANAMuslim, but as I understand it all Jacko has to do is say “There is no God but God, and Muhammed is His prophet” in Arabic, and he’s a Muslim. No Imam or other authoritry is needed. If Jacko is not already circumcised, he’ll need to get that done. . Personally, I’m curious what Jackson would sound like as a muzzein. You’d get the traditional call to prayer interspersed with “uh-hee-heee!”.
I suppose Islamic scripture will prohibit Michael from giving his “guests” his patented Jesus Juice. I’m sure he’ll find some other way to get into trouble.
And can you imagine his moves during his 5-times-daily prayers?
:: *Lays his prayer mat as he moonwalks backward.
Does a quick pirouette, stands on toes, pushes sleeve up.
Stands on one foot and waggles other leg in the air.
Grabs crotch, bends knees inward, and bobs up and down.
Pirouettes again.
Throws himself on knees, facing toward Mecca. * ::
Like so many penis-related quips, this comes from South Park, specifically the episode titled “Ike’s Wee-Wee.”