I knew those kids looked like me… and I visited a sperm bank about the time they were conce…
Wait, no, that wasn’t a sperm bank, it was a blood bank. I remember now because that’s why I got arrested.
Is it totally gross of me to just want to cuddle you?
It is?
Okay, then…
[sub]cuddle-cuddle-cuddle[/sub]
Sorry 'bout that.
By the way, for a good example of sanitized lyrics, check out the album Tommy by The Who (one of my all-time favorites).
Based on the lyrics supplied with the album (and online versions like this one) the words to “Welcome” include an invitation to “you shoemaker” to join in the Cult O’ Pinball Wizardry.
Only when you listen to the song, it’s clear that Roger Daltrey is saying “Jew Shoemaker”.
Wonder why someone felt the need to clean up that lyric? :dubious:
As long as it doesn’t involve Jesus Juice.
What about HE’BREW ?
I’ve got a bottle in my kitchen. A friend was kind enough to buy me one for Hannukah a few years back. I don’t like beer. But, I love the bottle.