Well, I refrained from nicknamin’ you TP but since you confessed, well, then, you are now TP!
Did somebody say Junior League jokes?
Why don’t Junior Leagures like group sex?
Too many thank you notes to write afterwards.
ETA: Anybody else amused at the fact that Apes might post durin’ birth to let us know how it’s goin’?
I’m waiting for the pics, I want to see baby pics but not birthing pics.
Epidurals are a good thing.
Last year, a friend of mine continued to play Draw Something on her phone until the doctor told her to put it down and push. The future is an awesome place to live. 
How does a Junior Leaguer commit suicide?
Puts all her clothes in a pile, and jumps off the top.
BBBobbio good one! 
How can you tell when a Junior Leaguer has an orgasm?
She drops her nail file.
Huh. In my neck of the woods, these jokes are told about a different subset of women.
Still funny, though. 
Shame on y’all.
Eleanor Roosevelt was a member of the Junior League.
:dubious:
How do know that a Junior Leaguer had a multiple orgasm?
She hangs up on her mother.
ETA: Drae, when I lived in Indiana, these where known as Carmel Housewife jokes, after the hoity toity Indianapolis suburb.
What does a Junior Leaguer say during sex?
Beige, I’ll paint the ceiling beige.
Oh please flytrap. You should know by now we have no shame.
But, Eleanor Roosevelt! :eek:
How many Junior Leagures does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to tell the maid and one to pour the Diet Coke.
Ya’ll are bad M,kay. Bad I say bad.
Time to watch GOT for a bit, I am the proud owner of season 3 episodes 1 thru 9.
Cheerio
Jim
Oh hi and welcome TP, as much as we talk about tp should it be N.O.TP?
Only when we talk about wipin’ our butts.
Here’s where we quit today: first 5 pics.
We ran some errands, including changing our phone plan to pay-as-you-go. Now that **FCD **isn’t working, we use our cell phones so rarely it was dumb to pay for the smart phone data plan we had. Now we’ll just have basic phones. Easy-peasy and cheap. Even paying the penalty for canceling our contract early, we’re saving $300 considering what we’d have spent by the time the contract was up, so it’s all good.
Cool.
Howdy from da cave! I left irk a little early and made open faced turkey sammiches with smashed N.O.T. and a green sallit. That was on the menu for last night but got put off in favor of not too shabby Chinese [del]hog trough[/del] buffet.
Tonight is Evening Prayer over to the church house. Lookin’ forward to it.
Any official word from Apes’ family?
I know the answer, but it’s not my place to say…
Happy new baby, Apes!
I am so tired. I had to train the second new chick today. Don’t have a name for her yet. I talked so much I nearly got a sore throat. She’s working a split shift tomorrow so I’ll have a few hours to get a few detailed things done I couldn’t do with her asking me questions about all the things.
I have to work with her again (full shift) Saturday and Tuesday. I’m gonna make her do things other than pass everything off on me then.
So, “Junior League-r” is a goyishe Jewish American Princess. Good to know.
Congrats Apie and Welcome Apelette!!!