I got an eye roll. When I got that, I gave out a Stewart Scott-esque “booyah!”
AND
Nope. I live in a far away land called “Detroit”.
My Mother: Blood is thicker than water.
My Father’s response: No, blood is just thick.
In Ireland thick can also mean stupid or slow.
I thought it was clever.
Mine? Upon wooing a woman at a bar I was impressing her with my wit. She noted that she always goes for ‘bad guys’.
I told her that my philosophy was to ‘treat them mean to keep them keen’ and that once I had them (and they were acting up) then it was ‘the back of the hand and you’re soon in command’
I think I cam up with both myself. Regardless, I got laid which is sad on many levels.