I Can Has Gift-Wrapping Job?

Woo hoo! A fantastic stroke of luck. Below in its entirety is an e-mail I received out of the blue a day or two ago:

**Hello:
Your email address and information were provided to us by job hunters resource and we are extremely glad to announce that there has been one more home-based Gift wrapper job opening available.

We are in need of active persons to promote our business and make our customers happy. Our opening will let you experience wrapping gifts. This is a good opportunity for people who cannot work in the office or who has another job occupation. Also will be perfect chance to share more time at home.

It doesn’t require any special skills or experience, but you should have these conditions:

  • creativity
  • US-residents only or who has a work permission
  • attention to details
  • 10 hours per week available
  • ability to organize your schedule wisely
  • +21 years old

With us you will have:

  • $2200+
  • bonus system
  • career opportunities

If you want to have more details about this job post or hiring process, please reply to us with Resume.

ONLY people with Resume will be contacted!

Kind regards!**

I can experience wrapping gifts. In the comfort of my own home! Ten hours a week for $2200 a month! And there’s even room for advancement. What could I possibly have to lose?

AND … I can still have time to maintain my gig stuffing envelopes. Win-win!

Follow-up question: What sort of resume do professional gift wrappers have?

Are you sure that $2200 is monthly?

Maybe it’s weekly!

I received a similar e-mail before from another Eastern European lady in Bucharest. Something about being a local travel liaison and routing payments for them. Also about 10 hours a week, if I recall. It was also a scam, and I found it detailed on a couple of websites. That one I teased along, saying I’d sent my resume, did they get it etc. Kept making it sound like I was too inept to get them my info until I grew bored with them.

Use paper with bunnies or Unicorns. And send it in an exquisitely wrapped box.

All kidding aside, I worked one Christmas season as a teenager in a bookstore where I wrapped the gifts. I was paid for this work. Ergo, my resume can list professional gift wrapper. It’s nice to know that I have this to fall back on if this medicine thing doesn’t work out.

I got a robocall the other day, “This is <Name of firm>, a debt collection agency. Please call us back at <long-distance #>”.
Notice there was nothing in there about who they were calling.

Yeah, I’mma gon get right on dat. :rolleyes:
What do you think the percentage chance they’d ‘find’ a debt in my name is; probably from a utility from an area of the country I’ve never even lived in?

I wish I got one of those and it was semi-real because I would take it. I am one of the worst present wrappers in the world even though I really try. I learned to make them look sort of decent from the top but don’t dare turn them over because all you will see is a bundled up mess on the bottom held together by random pieces of tape.

Who cares? It is just going to be ripped apart in short order anyway. My bows may be found in any reasonable location as well. It works fine enough but that is the reason gift bags were invented. If I valued perfectly wrapped presents, I would be hanging out with Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog while they are all toked up together.

Random Pieces of Tape would be a great name for a rock band.

Does the company issue the paper and ribbons to use or do they expect you to buy it? If I have to buy it, people would be getting lots of stuff wrapped in newsprint.

Is this a sole proposal or one of those package deals?

Do you realize what newspapers cost these days? I bought some last week to send to a friend who had an article in our paper about her. When did they go to $2 each?

Gift wrapping might make someone some money in the future, but I prefer to live in the present.

Also any company whose only job is gift wrapping cannot be expected to last a long time in today’s economy. They would surely fold.

Dang, I’m looking for a job opening gift-wrapped packages.

I appreciate your efforts.

I’m curious: how does this scam work?
So far,they haven’t asked you for money up front. Do they wait for you to take their bait before they do that?

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GaryM

Oh noes! :eek: There go my dreams of striking it rich. I guess I’ll have to stick with stuffing envelopes.

This travel-coordinator scam is the other one I mentioned, the one where I led them on for a while, making them think I was interested.

I’ll take a bow.