Woohoo!! I just found out that I am going to see John Edwards!! I know alot of people are going to make fun of me because I am excited about this…but I just think it’s cool. I’m not saying I actually believe him…just that it’ll be fun!
So, go ahead and poke your fun, I don’t care! 
I think John Edwards is very cool.
I could never have sex with him for two reasons though, I am married and I could just imagine going at it and him saying " Your grandfather wants you to know everything is ok"
With that idea you probably won’t get in the door. Seriously.
The Biggest Douche in the Universe practically wants you to swear eternal allegience to him in writing before getting anywhere near him if I’m not mistaken.
Well, he is coming to a local arena, I’m not going to a taping of his show. I actually have tickets with seat numbers on them. So, I don’t think it’ll be a problem. 
i won’t bother to explain ahemsnakeoilsalesmanahem how i feel about this ahemcharlatinahem person’s ahemlackofahem talent ahemforpreyingonthegullibleahem for talking ahembwahahaha!ahem with the dead ahemsnicker…ahem, however, i will say that i’ve always wanted to go to a “psychic” and do the following…
[psychic]How can i help you, what do you wish to know?
[Me]You’re the psychic, you tell me…
<sits back and stares at the “psychic”, watching him sweat>
If you really want to give money to a man who manipulates the emotions of grieving people for profit…well, I can’t stop you.
Talking with dead people eh? Hmm…Perhaps its time to call the friendly guys in the white suits and butterfly nets to take us on a trip to the happy house 
It will be nice to have a “Ask the guy who saw JE live” thread when you get back.
You will be able to confirm or deny all the things he does and doesn’t do.
Pre-show interview
audience waits and talks about dead loved ones.
he actually guesses a million times before he gets it right and then it’s edited
Please be observant and maybe afterwards write down your impressions asap.
Ahem…will Zebra please look at the OP’s screen name? Would you now like to change that sentence to “Ask the GIRL…”
This is a great idea! I just may have to do that - I am going to see him on June 13th - look for my after-show thread!
It’s been done.
It’s hard to beat some one at their own game and these people are very good at their game. Even if they are completely stumped they pass it off with a laugh and/or redirect the audience’s attention. Their fans want to believe and quickly forget the failures because the performer emphasizes successes.
[John Edwards]
…I sense all of these people around you… There are hundreds of them… They are talking to you…Do you know a Cecil?..
[/JE]
BTW,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, that’s was a knee slapper.
Q. Why did John Edwards’s chicken attempt to cross the busy road?
A. To cross over to the other side.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry…not quite sure why…but I found that very funny!
(obligatory nitpick)
Mock the man all you want, but at least spell his name right – it’s John Edward, with no “s” at the end.
(/obligatory nitpick)
If you get a chance to talk to him, make up stuff, then when he’s done and everyone’s all impressed, tell him you made it all up.
Or something like that.