I can no longer go on living a lie--I am female!!

I don’t understand DDG - from my earliest reading of your posts I knew immediately you were female - it was never in doubt. Partially from your style, but I thought you had said so before? Were there really that many who didn’t know?

And I don’t care how smart some guy thinks he is - he goes to the mat with me on coal or coal power plants, and he’ll LOSE. Of course, that’s sorta like claiming to be the ice hockey champion of Ghana, but at least I’m proud of it.

Oh course, in the last few days I’ve been confused with being male, being a sockpuppet for pepperlandgirl, and being a “tool of the industry”, so maybe it is understandable…

So, I’ve got this bag of Kingsford Mesquite, right? Well, i douse the whole bag with lighter fluid and…

Oh wait. That’s not what you meant, was it?

:wink:

Welcome out of the closet DDG. I always suspected that you were NTM, although I really don’t care either way. Also knew you were female, did you state that you were a man at some point?
I think the most important thing though, is that you feel comfortable enough to be yourself. No matter where anyone i, or what they do, they should feel comfortable with themselves. Having been around during that last unplesantness, I understand why you weren’t. The important thing is that that is over.

You can tell I’m a big “King of the Hill” fan when I say…

PROPANE RULES!

It matters not. After reading the divorce thread I’m depressed anyway, so why not change a man to a woman.

Sorry, we need proof now. Nude photos, please.

(Why does flirting with DDG still make me feel … oogy?)

What did it for me was when you explained how you translated that incomprehensible thing about aliens which bjOrn took up as his sig.

Dunno but it seemed like a female sense of humour - can’t explain why, just did.

Mind you the way you seem to have accumulated tidbits of information is almost masculine in its obsessiveness :slight_smile:

Interesting. I’d forgotten about Notthemama, but I remember that everyone around here knew she was female.

I remember being briefly confused by this, since “Not the mama!” was the nickname the baby dinosaur used for its father in the TV show “Dinosaurs.”

Which wouldn’t mean a woman couldn’t choose it as her screen name, of course, but, well, one makes assumptions.

I’m female too - call it feminine intuition that I thought DDG was a woman! :slight_smile: Oh, I’m in IL too, but 2 kids, not three.

Oh, and I can bone a chicken in under 10 minutes :slight_smile:

–tygre

Let’s see if I’ve followed this thread correctly.

  1. Duck Duck Goose (redundantly) tells us she’s a woman.
  2. Anthracite declares his expertise on coal power plants.
    I can see the connection. Sure. Yeah … It’s as plain as diesel fuel and tomatoes. :wink:

Dogsbody’s a bitch.

Not a dog.

A goose, not a gander, hen not rooster.

I was thinking about posting this anyway, since poor Arnold was confused (“I thought Dogsbody was a guy!”) and I didn’t want anyone else puzzled.

Now, see, I’m a slow reader and therefore I miss a lot of posts even when I am on here and then I get busy sometimes and I don’t even get to get on here for weeks. So, anyway, I miss a lot that goes on. That’s OK, because most of you people crack me up anyway.

In my time on this board, I never got that Notthemama was a man (thought you were just a huge Dinosaurs fan) and I definitely didn’t think Duck Duck Goose was/is, whatever. So, hey, just be yourself.

Well, I’d sure like to thank everybody so far for being so supportive. I was positive I was gonna get yelled at. “You LIED to us!” etc. I didn’t exactly lie, just every time the subject came up (“who ARE you, anyway?”), I was deliberately evasive and allowed people to draw their own conclusions.

The thing with the chicken was, I watched Julia Child do it and it looked perfectly simple, you know? I did eventually manage it but golly, what a struggle. And the people I served it to would have been just as happy with plain fried chicken, so I had to wonder “what’s the point?” and I’ve never tried it since.

And I am a HUGE “Dinosaurs” fan. I managed to get all but the last couple of episodes on tape, and we all have them memorized. Catchphrases resound in our household–“again! again!”, “I made a big poop!”, “I’m vibrating!”, and of course, “Not the mama! Not the mama!”

I think the episode where Charlene gets a tail (read: breasts) was one of the 10 best sitcom episodes I have ever seen in my life, and I’m including all of Lucy, Dick Van Dyke, MASH, Cheers, Mary Tyler Moore, and Bob Newhart (both shows) in that. It had a heart, it made a point, and it was hilarious.

Also, I personally identify with Earl Sinclair, the big mope, much more than with Frannie, who is so together. If I were a husband, I’d want somebody like Frannie on my team, hence the nick Notthemama. The Better Half here at this end is definitely a Frannie, although with testicles.

How about telling the three kids in the back seat to stop fighting? I would imagine that must have taken up some time.

I think that we SDMB denizens should feel flattered that as a group we inspire enough trust to cause DDG to be willing to overcome her reservations. Welcome aboard, Ms. Goose.

dogsbody: Confusion over now. Meeting you in person (at the last So. Cal. doperfest) was a definite giveaway. I pride myself on my ability to be able to distinguish male from female at first glance (in most cases.)

But let me test your gender-recognizing abilities: Arnold Winkelried, man or woman? Take your best guess.

Arnold…

:wink:

Oh GREAT! You lied to us! Does this mean you won’t wear this jockstrap I’ve been embroidering for you?

And what’s this thing with chickens? Is there something I should know?

Howza bout some cinnamon oil, bayyyyyyybeee?

Anyway, Welcome outa the closet! :slight_smile:

The first place I saw any of your posts was in the “let’s give bj0rn a chance” thread back when I was just a lil lurker–I never thought you were a guy. I thought the screenname was just…well…an aberration brought on by overexposure to one of the few genuinely funny sitcoms ever. It’s my favorite quote, too.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=14321

OK, let’s address a few points:

  1. I am a she. Not a he. A lesbian, if that is why you are confused as to why I lust after Britney Spears.
  2. DDG in her OP made a point about how women weren’t taken seriously, esp. in tech-related areas. I was pointing out that even though I’m a woman, I can whoop any man, woman, trans, or hermaphrodite in my tech-related area.

And then SOMEONE made a wisecrack about charcoal, so I had to respond or the Propane Gods would cast me to the Kingsford flames of Hell.

Any questions?