I can stop you from procrastinating...

Ahh, its amazing. I’ve found this wonderful way to stop myself from procrastinating so much. It really works. And I thought I’d share it with you guys.

Hmm, its quite long though. Maybe tomorrow. I’ll keep you guys posted.

That’s nothing. I bet I can get you to stop gambling.

Whoooooooosh.

My parents would always say, “Procrastinators never get anywhere!” And I’d say, “Just you wait!”

Woooooooooosh.

Oh, yeah? Well, uber-woooooosh! So there. :dubious:

This looks like a great thread- I’ll have to check back on it later.

Ok, it’s tomorrow. What’s the scoop?

Hey…wait… :dubious:

I was letting the other poster know that I was making a joke and had not in fact been wooshed.

Hope I didn’t just get wooshed.

In a way, sort of. I was referring to the OP’s joke.

If it was in fact a joke and I didn’t get wooshed.

Blasted circle. :mad:

I’ve always wanted to be a procrastinator, after all, there’s no time like the present for putting things off.

Sorry guys. I’ve just been checking my email.

I’ll sit down and tell you all about it. Just let me get some coffee first.
I’ll start posting right after that.

Promise.

Hard work pays off down the road.

Laziness pays off right now.

Uberwhooshed. :::snerk:::

:: Sits down and beings clicking “refresh” until Keapon responds ::

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Great, a procrastination thread. I have been meaning to start one myself. Have to tell you about my procrastination tales. Will tell you soon.
Just wait.

In my educational psychology course, we each had to do a personal project-something we wanted to change or improve about ourselves. I chose-“Stop procrastinating.”

You’ll never guess why I failed. I’ll tell you later.

I’ll procrastinate tomorrow.

I’ve long thought that I should try procrastinating, but I just can’t seem to find the time.

I honestly thought that the answer to the OP was going to be something along the lines of, “close your browser window and stop reading the SDMB”. Og knows that would get me to stop slackin, but I just can’t do it. Seriously. The mouse pointer doesn’t reach the top-right corner to click the “X” before my mouse reaches the end of the desk.