I just… can’t be bothered. With anything. I’m ennui personified today. Don’t want to do anything but bored by not doing anything. Eh. Ever feel like that?
You have just described the last 35 years of my life.
tell me about it. today is really dragging.
I’ve got about three days’ worth to get done today – you’re welcome to come help.
Heck, I thought this was going to be about that Voices of the Dopers thingy. . . .
I cannot be bothered to post to this thread.
You’re deep, just like a chasm,
You’ve no enthusiam.
You’re bored, when you’re adored—
You’re blasé.
Join Lobsang. What’s up with all you Britons being bored? Learn a different, language, that’s what you should do!
I know, you’re well versed in, what’s it, three or four languages. What can I say? This was the best I could do.
Or find the superfluous comma in my previous post!
Well, I’d reply, but
I’m going to go and get leathered after work because I have never ever been bored whilst drunk.
I’m right there with you Francesca. My boss is on vacation starting today and I have undertaken to be as bored as possible all day today. So far it’s working quite well.
You should have given yourself something to do to engage your attention. I, for example, have all sorts of interesting curry and soup stains to clean off my clothing … hours of amusement.
i’m bored as hell too. it’s just dragging all day, and it’s STILL raining 
um… would you hand me that?
My gravestone is going to say “Here lies ruadh, she couldn’t be arsed”.
I’m not bored. The wall here really is that interesting.
I’ve had a case of what I like to call the “Don’t Wannas” for a couple of weeks now. It’s getting annoying. I sit here looking at my work piling up and my house going to hell around me, and I simply do not care. I just want to go reread Harry Potter some more or watch LOTR again or something like that. Or take another nap. yawn
I’m sorry but I simply cannot be bothered with your being bothered. 
Count me in the I’m bored category. And any minute now, my supervisor’s going to turn up and ask what I’ve done…