I cannot think of a title for this thread but wow

Just take a look at the website here: http://louisvillefreeface.com/. It is safe for work graphically speaking, but it should be noted the content itself probably isn’t so I have broekn the link.

Words fail me. But here’s a quote from the front page so you don’t go looking at it completely blind.

And yes, there is a terms and conditions page. And a privacy policy. And an application form.

All of which are well worth a look if you ask me.

It’s so very very peculiar and creepy in totality that I think it’s completely sincere.

I’ve just submitted it to TubaDiva as a Weird Earl.

I am shocked
that you couldn’t think of a thread title.

How often do you get to start a thread called “Free oral sex”?

I didn’t think it was that uncommon. You mean I should have charged for it all this time?

What kind of monster would imprison oral sex?

Should someone wish to perform oral sex on strangers for free I would think that a “Free Oral Sex :p” T-shirt would be all the advertisment needed. The website seems unnecessary.

I gets three fiddy, same as downtown.

Wait you can get paid for this?

Make sure to specify the sex, don’t make the mistake I did.

This is the first time in a while that WOT flagged a site I clicked on. I’m not opening it.

Shouldn’t that be “Free Oral Sex :o” ?

1998 called. It wants its web design software back.

Or even earlier. That guy is in serious need of a web designer. You know, making him seem more professional.

In his defense, it’s not professional because it’s not his profession. It’s free, so the website is pretty appropriate.

Anal Sex was being arrested when his brother Oral Sex jumped in and started a struggle. Oral Sex then took an officer’s gun and shot another officer so Oral Sex can rot in jail.

Huh. Oral sex, always shootin’ off!

According to the site, he has dyed his hair a “weird blue”…

Anyone in the Louisville area spot anyone with weird blue hair?

“Om nom nom nom!”

Common. It’s even got a black background. That’s edgy, right?

I read about this guy a few days ago. His is #3 on Cracked.com’s 7 Most Unintentionally Creepy Places on the Internet.