See, that’s the problem with you gay guys… always putting fashion before function.
I think there ought to be a Taser-Tot to stun small children into senselessness for being little shitheels.
Most of the time, although the kids are the problem the parents are at fault. So go ahead and use the full-strength tazer on the adults.
Nice phrase, “sweet, buttery fuck”. Heh.
I want a Taser-Tot!!!
Kids also imitate their peers, however.
-FrL-
I usaly just ‘tsk’ (or whatever you call that noise) loud enough and give them a hard stare.
Hey it works on my cats, why not kids… 
And apparently Cruella de Ville, as I learned a few days ago as I hushed my three year old from hollering “Listen you idiot!” in the middle of Walgreens.
I just felt the judgement flowing from my fellow shoppers.
Hey, maybe she knows your boy from somewhere.
She may have been settling a score.
Or perhaps acting on behalf of a friend – word gets around, you know.
Yeah, that preschool circuit is brutal. Word spreads like wildfire and next thing you know, you’re alone at snack and get no sand box toys. Life’s a bitch.
Funniest thing I’ve read all day. 
I don’t have kids yet, but I’ll be looking for a Taser-Tot™ when I do. 
I’d want to borrow those little girls, but unfortunately the targets are too old for them now.
I’d love to sick them on the children of the Parents From Hell I used to know who refused to control or discipline their children, or to allow anyone else to do so. Just to see their reaction. I’m sure it would be entertaining. The Mother From Hell would probably physically assault the little bastards and go so completely berzerk that she had to be tasered and taken down, whereupon she’d claim Police Brutality and insist that she hadn’t done anything at all, despite numerous eye witnesses.
As for the OP, I’d sure be tempted to grab the little girls by the arms and escort them away, but other posts have convinced me that this would probably only be par for the course for their lives. Picking up your own kid is the best move.
Muttering “Little Fucking Bastards…” as you do so.
Me too. I had my boy (3 at the time) at a park when this asshole 6-7 year old started pushing all the little kids down the slide because, I dunno, they were taking too long for him or something.
Anyway, it was just a cracked skull waiting to happen and this brat’s parents were even closer to the whole mess than I was but they said nothing. Not a peep as they did whatever in the world was more important than being parents. So I’m like “HEY! STOP PUSHING!” and his parents suddenly awoke and they called him over and I’m sure he got a “talking to” of some kind :dubious: and he started throwing a fit (which… ugh, I cannot stand stupid, whiny kids and their loud, shrieky tantrums about nothing) and then they left.
And I’m like “Good. What a prick! Can you believe those parents?” to a friend who was with me who looked at me like I was some kind of a crazy person.
Friend (totally sincerely): Aww, look. You got him into trouble and now he has to go home. Poor kid.
Yeah, poor asshole kid who couldn’t control his impulses despite being well old enough to know better and whose parents couldn’t possibly have been more oblivious. Poor, stupid family. Boo hoo. :rolleyes: