What, the “little green pieces of paper” thing doesn’t count? That one he really did.
:eek: That’s what Sofa King meant all that time? :eek:
I am so naive!
In draftee Daffy, the opening has Daffy duck reading a paper out loud about the “US army frontal attack taking the enemy from behind” (paraphrasing, but I think it’s close to the original).
Couldn’t believe that one when I heard it.
The old pedophile with the high pitched whistling voice on Family Guy squicks me out. I can’t believe they even have that character, never mind anything he says.
Colonel Angus!
Yet another Rocko example…the carnival episode actually has the word “hell” written out on a sign. Not only that, but at the beginning, one “satisfied” customer gives the thumbs up, only to have his thumb fall off and bits of blood squirt out. Although I don’t think Rocko airs on Nickelodeon anymore, it still airs on the spinoff “Nicktoons TV” and I’m pretty sure they still show this episode, surprisingly.
I wish I could watch it again, now that I am old enough to get all those in jokes.
Mike: So your mother says to your father…What’s your father’s name?"
Boner: Sylvester.
Mike: She says Sylvester…Wait a minute. Your father’s name is Sylvester Stabone?
Boner: Who knew?
In an episode of My Name is Earl, Earl says to Randy, “Wakey wakey! Hands off Snakey!”
Cracks me up.
I’m surprised nobody’s mentioned South Park yet…
In one episode, Stan asks Jimmy (the crippled boy that stutters) to tell Wendy (Stan’s girlfriend) that she is “a continuing source of inspiration” for him. Jimmy stutters, so it comes out like: “Wendy…Stan wanted metotellyouthat…you’re a…you’re a cont…cont…you’re a cont…” [at which point Wendy gets mad and leaves] “you’re a continuingsourceofinspiration.”
I still can’t believe the censors let that go by!
–FCOD
I caught an episode of “Stella” the other day where they ran the old gag:
“Mike Hunt? Mike Hunt? What’s so funny about Mike Hunt??”
No, you’re Sofa King retarded. 
Not only that, they never referred to the event as “jackhammering,” only “jacking.”
The actual line is closer to “Allied Frontal Assault On Enemy Rear.” Bob Clampett was known to sneak risque jokes into his cartoons- some of which didn’t make it past the censors. One of the most infamous was a gag from Baby Bottleneck in which we see a baby alligator has been accidentially delivered to a mother pig. As the alligator attempts to suckle the mother pig’s teats alongside the other baby pigs, the mother pig shoves him away and turns to say something. The cartoon then cuts abruply to the next scene. According to Clampett, the mother pig was to have said “Ah-ah-ah, don’t touch that dial!” (the opening line from the Blondie radio show, and in this case a double entendre).
Here ya go. Some of my favorites:
Thanks. I wish I could watch it again.
Wow, I forgot about lots of those.
:eek: 
Disney had a Kim Possible episode on awhile back where several characters were trapped in a television (or something along those lines), jumping from channel to channel into pastiches and parodies of various TV shows.
One of which was “Evil Eye for the Bad Guy,” complete with rather…“swishy” hosts.
These days, for Disney, that’s dang near revolutionary.
This was thirty years ago so probably no one would turn a hair toady, but it made my eyebrows go up at the time.
$ is a complicated heist movie wherein Warren Beatty and Goldie Hawn conspire to rob several safe-deposit boxes in Gert Frobe’s Hamburg bank. There were lots of nude bits (not by Goldie, alas) that were snipped when it was shown on network television the first time but they let this part through intact.
Goldie is a callgirl and is smuggling in the tools they need for the heist to put them into her own deposit box. Frobe, who knows she’s a callgirl, spots her coming in the door and hustles over to take a couple grocery sacks (with the tools on the bottom!) and carry them for her as they walk across the lobby.
“Ah, my little fraülein. You have come to visit us again,” he opens.
“Yes, Mr. Kessler. I’ve come to visit my private box.”
He leers at her. “I would love to visit your private box.”
By this time they’ve reached the gate to the deposit box area. She takes the sacks back and dimples at him. “Why, Mr. Kessler, I’m surprised. Surely as a banker you must realize that all private boxes are the same, only some are big and some are little.” and leaves him with his mouth agape.
That’s hair today. Hair toady sound like a really bad bar drink.
I still can’t believe that this exchange from ST:TOS “Mirror, Mirror” got through the censors in the 1960s:
“I’ve been a captain’s woman, and I like it. I’ll be one again if I have to go through every officer in the Fleet.”
“You could.”
I always liked this one from the Simpsons episode “Hurricane Neddy”:
Not really all that dirty, but I like it’s sneakiness. Kind of like the aforementioned “Sneed’s Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck’s)” and “Springfield Heights Institute of Technology”. It makes you think they were really trying to sneak things by censors that weren’t paying attention.