I can't convince doorhinge that Earth is a sphere; thus, it is not a sphere

[dasmoocher]

@andros

Hey, doorhinge, you sexy bitch. Serious, honest question for you:

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lies on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can’t, not without your help.

But you’re not helping. Why is that?
.

What’s a tortoise?

[Ludovic]

It’s like a turtle.

[elucidator]

Phosphorescent Leech and Eddie? They’re so happy together…

[Skywatcher]

@Ludovic

It’s like a turtle.

Upside down.

[Lobohan]

Doorhinge confused. <– picture

[Colibri]

@andros

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lies on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can’t, not without your help.

But you’re not helping. Why is that?
.

Because you haven’t convinced him.

Or he’s a replicant.

[Boyo_Jim]

@Colibri

Because you haven’t convinced him.

Or he’s a replicant.

That’s so dismissive. He’s a repliCAN, not a repliCANT.

[Knowed_Out]

Greenland ain’t the Arctic. So what do you think the Arctic is? You seem to think it’s different from the Arctic Circle. Do you think it’s where Santa makes toys?

Plus, you really need to quit trying to hammer people with “Madeleine Thomas chose to associate Camille Parmesan with Al Gore. Little wonder that Parmesan is depressed.” You drew the wrong conclusion. Parmesan was depressed because of the uphill battle against all the climate change deniers. The article you keep quoting mentions nothing about Al Gore being the cause of it. You’re stripping out the context of that one line and inserting your own. Everybody sees through it and none are convinced.

[lance_strongarm]

@doorhinge

Bwahahaha. You’ve never tried to convince me that Earth is a sphere.

And I think this comment sums up everything.

[andros]

@lobohan

doorhinge confused. <– picture

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[Trinopus]

A tortoise killed his brother. Dropped a piano on him. He never had a chance.

[Subterraneanus]

@doorhinge

Subterraneanus’s point was that he, Subterraneanus, can’t convince me, doorhinge, that Earth is a sphere…

No, that’s not my point, you complete fucking moron.

[Trinopus]

When you tell him his points are lame, he goes to the dictionary and whines his feet aren’t hurt at all.

[doorhinge]

@andros

Hey, doorhinge, you sexy bitch. Serious, honest question for you:

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lies on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can’t, not without your help.

But you’re not helping. Why is that?
.

I like tortoise soup. Baked tortoise sounds good too. Is there an Alaskan baking also?

[doorhinge]

@Subterraneanus

No, that’s not my point, you complete fucking moron.

I’m not responsible for what you meant to say. You lied and you got caught. That makes you a fucking liar. Own it. It’s you.

[doorhinge]

@lance_strongarm

And I think this comment sums up everything.

Yep, Subterraneanus has proven that he’s a liar. Life goes on.

[andros]

@doorhinge

I like tortoise soup. Baked tortoise sounds good too. Is there an Alaskan baking also?

Thank you. Next question:

It’’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

[doorhinge]

@andros

Thank you. Next question:

It’'s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

Is there money in the wallet? If so, how much? Does it contain the $100 I won? Either way, I may be happy and sad.

[Lobohan]

@doorhinge

Yep, Subterraneanus has proven that he’s a liar. Life goes on.

No, it shows that you have strong deficits in your ability to think and model situations in your mind.

Basically, you’re stupid. And stupid people like you don’t even know it.

Edit: Also, did you see that pic above? Is that how you feel sometimes?

[elucidator]

I’m already appalled by what he thinks, not ready for how he feels. Not gonna be, any time soon.