What an incredibly stupid thing to say. I don’t feel like I know you anymore. 
Nobody knows me, baby. I’m the wind. [/slides off camera to the right]
I think the wind just broke his leg.
You have that garbled up, I lifted my leg and broke wind.
I’m sure he’s not a replicant. Replicants have a purpose.
I haven’t gotten through all the questions yet, dammit. I think there’s one in here about a unicorn…
Too bad he isn’t-maybe his lifespan would be about up by now.
Time for carousel!
You mean going around and around and around while surrounded by childish intellects, getting battered by incredibly annoying meaningless noises and going nowhere?
Yeah, sounds about right.
[spoiler]Logan’s Run.
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Unicorn meat is delicious. Better than tortoise.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e5a7/
I probably shouldn’t take this test when I’m hungry. 
The surface of the Earth is, approximately, a sphere. The entire Earth (i.e. inclusive of interior) is a ball.
Score another win for [del]unhinged[/del] … [del]d’Orange[/del] … What’sHisAss?
I had that once. Bit down on a horn fragment. Ugh.
I heard it tastes like chicken.
This is an amazing thread, if I do so say myself.
But not quite as sparkly.
Actually, the thing that bakes my noodle is that chicken tastes like unicorn.
But I bet you can’t convince doorhinge of that, either.
I’ve had a lot of geometry classes, including calculus, and this was never indicated by any teacher or textbook. I know it’s cheesey, but…do you have a cite for this?
FWIW, yes! The world IS a ball! I’m having a great time!
But can you convince doorhinge of that? I’m just saying, I spent days trying to convince him the world is my oyster, and when that failed, that the world is not enough, but he wasn’t having any of it.
I don’t wish to embarrass you, Trinopus, but I’m pretty sure that septimus is using the word “ball” in the sense of “testicle.”
You have to speak to him in Perl.