The boyfriend and I went to go see The Blair Witch Project (the first one) the weekend it came out, because we were really trying hard to avoid spoilers and we figured if we went to go see it as early as possible, we’d avoid the possibility of our friends going to see it and then accidentally leaking out major plot information. I mean, we were pretty hardcore about it, turning off the TV when commercials came on, not letting our friends talk about the website in front of us, etc.
So anyway, we get there early and sit down, and a few minutes later this huge group of people comes in and sits down behind us. They had obviously been Blair Witch website junkies and knew every detail about the movie without having actually seen it. So we sat there sort of trying not to listen, and then one of them says, “Hey, that thing outside on the marquee that said ‘Stand in the corner’, what do you think that meant?” (For those of you who have not seen TBWP, that phrase is key to the end of the movie.)
So finally my boyfriend turns around and says, “Could you please not talk about it if you know, because we tried very hard to avoid spoilers for this movie?” I turned around too, and it was some frat boy looking guy and his girlfriend who had been having the conversation. Fratboy looks outraged that my boyfriend asked him to stop talking about the movie, FIVE MINUTES before it was supposed to start, and girlfriend pulls this “Uh! My! God!” face. They didn’t respond. At all. It was extremely rude.
Then after we turn around, frat boy mutters under his breath, “Our conversation isn’t any of your fucking business anyway.”
So then my boyfriend turns around AGAIN and says, “Actually we can hear every word you’re saying, quite clearly. I didn’t really care when you were talking about how much beer you drank this weekend, but I’d prefer not to have major plot points of the movie ruined before I see it. Thanks.”
They shut up after that. But still, you’d think they would have at least apologized after the first time we asked them politely not to talk about the movie. Or at LEAST not have made rude comments under their breath afterward. I like going to the movies in general, but stuff like that really pisses me off.