- NO ONE under the age of 13 should be allowed in R rated movies . . with or WITHOUT a parent. Here’s two incidents that happened:
-A family of retards brought three little children to see . . The Cell. You know that wonderful movie where people get TORTURED by a murderer??? During the movie, one of the little kids started walking around the theater and talking. Meanwhile, the other two small children will grow uop to be serial killers!
-During “Traffic”, a father brought in this little 12 year old daughter who every two minutes, because she was too young to understand, kept asking her father “What happened?” “Why did he do that?”. Then, halfway through the movie this dunce goes to get a coke, and comes back . . .20 minutes later! Good use of that $5.50, DAD!
- Once the movie starts, tickets will no longer be sold.
I just cannot understand how, when a movie time is clearly advertised in the newspaper, you can show up 15 MINUTES LATE !!! And always, ALWAYS, since people that show up late for movies are inconsiderate asswipes anyway, they ALWAYS sit near me, and TALK THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME!!!
This weekend was the best. I went to see “Shadow of the Vampire” with my 5-1" wife. We get to the show nice and early, and pick out seats that no one would sit in front of us. OF COURSE 3 minutes into the movie, this couple who HAD to be about 6-0" or more. . .SIT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY WIFE!!! THEN . . . halfway through the movie this stupid CUNT’s cellphone goes off in the theater!!! AAAAAAARGH!!!
Then, 10 FUCKING MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE, ANOTHER pair of ne’er do wells strolls in. Since it is dark, these dopes can’t see where the empty seats are, and proceed to STAND IN THE AISLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE THEATER. Then . . . they find their seats . . AND STAND FOR 30 FUCKING SECONDS BEFORE SITTING DDOWN!!! About the only thing that prevented me from throwing my soda at their heads was I was afraid of hitting an innocent bystander.
I don’t care about traffic or long lines. If you cannot make enough timer to get to a movie on time, THEN DON’T FUCKING GO!!! AND DON;T BRING YOUR KIDS TO R-RATED MOVIES!!!
I hate stupid people!