LMAO Veb. LMAO
I can’t stand lindsay because…(taking deep breath here)
…she’s just a mean person.
I think iampunha has hit on the heart of the matter. lindsay treats the message board like a cross between her personal diary and a commentary on something she is detached from like a TV show.
“Dear diary, today some shit scared me after donating blood and I decided I am too weak after donating blood and my donated blood might help the shit who scared me, so I am going to stop donating.”
“Dear diary, watched this Straight Dope TV program and these people seem way too attached to each other considering most of them have never met.”
“Dear diary, I have a lot of strange ideas running through my head and I think I will write them down just so I can see them in writing.”
You left some entries out Wanderer:
Dear Diary:
Today I got up like any other day at noon. Man I am sooo busy. I wonder if anyone else has to get up this early. I
made lunch and took it to my husband at his work. I watched him eat it and then came home and wash the dishes. I
started getting tired, so I took a nap.
Got up, brushed my hair 100 times on the top and 100 times
on the bottom. Took another brief nap.
Woke up and got on the phone with clients. I talked to about 300 of them. I do not pay much attention to them. I
always forget their names. Why wont they ever buy stuff
from me?
Later on I praticed making WHOLE paragraphs… I have a hard time doing that. For some reason I have to put a break after every
sentence. Oh well, I am so busy I have an excuse for not writing worth a damn. So what if my communication skills
suck goat ass. I do not need people to like me for my mind as long as I am pretty on the outside.
Thinking too hard now… need another nap.
Woke up and went to the dentist to get my teeth cleaned. Hopefully these pearly whites will keep my husband away from the prettier women for a little longer. LOOKS are SOOO important!!!
Check the SDMB. I dont know why they all have a problem with me on their. I hate not being loved… I think later
I will post a thread in every single board and keep explaining
how innocent I am. Then they will finally like me.
Read some more post. How did they all know about my smelly cunt??? This is strange.
Went shopping. I stole a shopping cart because I was too tired to carry all the groceries. Boy I feel sooo sorry for myself right now. Whats worse, a boy followed me home and started yelling at me and swearing at me for taking it.
Strangely he knew about my smelly cunt too. I closed the garage and ran under my bed to cry.
NOTE TO SELF: never donate blood again.
What a busy day. Checked the SDMB again. Maybe if I sign on with a different name they will all love me.
HMMMM. I dont understand how they all get along so well. They never see each other in person and they dont even know what each other look like. Looks are the most important thing there is. How can you be friends and like someone you have never seen before.
I will have to learn more about this “friendship” and “community” of which they speak. Makes no sense to me.
It is close to bedtime. Good thing I write everything down. I am so busy I dont think I could remember a thing if I did not write it down.
Welp back to bed. ZZZZZZ boy I’m so pretty
Bear_Nenno, that was even better than Veb’s. I think you hit the nail square on the head. ROLFLMAOPMP (Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off pissing my pants)
Note to self, keep an eye on Bear_Nenno. Has the potental to make my do not piss this person off list. Also add stars to Vebs name which is already on the list.
Lindsay has managed to, make Veb angry enough to cuss, make Coldy hate her enough to use the word cunt, and offer free beer and nekkid oily men to Byz, and to make me use the search engine and post links correctly, have Falcon call her a putz, and my BosdaBaby wishing rape by a giant raidoactive lizard on her.
This girl has some problems.
OK, fair enough. Vebbie knows she’s one of my faves, as shown once more. But the trophy for this one has to go to Bear_Nenno. Fucking hilarious!
By the way, someone named Lindsay the Great just registered. I don’t know what to think about it, just thought I’d let you know.
Damn Coldfire! You beat me to it. ggrrrrr
We now have LindsayBest as our newest member.
Please don’t tell me we are to be buried in sockpuppets again.
This just in: LindsayBest is now among us.
Stand back boy! This calls for some divine intervention!
(OK, the first to get THAT reference will receive a 500 gram package of the chocolate brand of your choice).
Dammit.
Damn you to hell, Ayesha, you goat felching gerbil squicker!
Oh, and how are you this morning 
Beat ya to it ClogBoy ! Ha !
Anyday I can make you curse is a good day Coldy.
[Singing] Well, I like it, I love it, I want somemore of it
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Now we have a Lindsay2000??? oohhh, man… Who the fuck took my Sock-puppet gun!!!
Now we have Lindsay’s Fan… Somebody please shoot this bitch…
Lindsay 4 Life just joined. I’m cleaning the putzrifle as we speak.
Lindsay Babe just showed up, fuck the putz rifle we need the cannon !
Wait, is it possible that lindsay is Oat Willy who claimed to be the imposter troll ?
Lindsay Babe is on now… Somebody really needs to get a life…
Sigh, and now it’s Lindsay’s
Help we’re gonna drown in Lindsay shit !