I can't stand your face, celeb.

Randy Quaid

Do those glasses come any bigger.
http://www.nndb.com/people/623/000022557/

I don’t know if they even count as celebs, but the entire cast of Jersey Shore. Throw them into a giant meat grinder, make tardburgers out of them, and feed them to the homeless…then find more appealing actors to take their place. Joseph Kony comes to mind.

They saw them on Angelina Jolie and thought it would work for them. Seriously, before her, big collagen lips were a thing, but they weren’t THE thing. There are perfectly nice and hot looking women with normal lips. But I think Angelina’s natural lips made a lot of women want to look like her, but they forgot she also had a perfect figure, great boobs, and that crazy kind of gothness that makes her hot too

I am so totally creeped out by the faces of all the Baldwin Brothers, though I’ve never been able to figure out why.

Then there’s Emmanuelle Béart:

Then

and

Now.
mmm

Holy duckface, Batman!

I just saw Raquel Welch on the Late Late Show, and while the work she has had done is very good, she is still 72 years old, and her face just shouldn’t look like that. She has no expressions at all, and her face is pulled so tight it basically doesn’t move. As Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous said, “One more facelift and she’ll have a beard.”

That is just so terribly sad. She was gorgeous.

You know what I wish I’d look like when I’m old? One of these ladies. They look their age. And they look fantastic.

She is now involved in an anti plastic surgery campaign to raise awareness of the issue.
mmm

I looked at my mom and her sisters and brothers this month at my mom’s 70th birthday party, and I have no worries now - they all look great! I mean, they don’t look like teenagers, but they look like active, healthy seniors. I have no problem looking like that when I’m 70.

The Grandfather From Hell started getting white hairs in his late '70s. Sometimes that dark hair is real. I was looking at my grandmother combing and recombing her hair the other day and thinking “man, and so many ladies my mother’s age are balding…” She’s got steel-grey hair and zero hair loss. Crabby hands and a ton of wrinkles, but what the heck, she’s 98.

Sylvester Stallone’s eyes go beyond “sad” and into “desperate”.

Oh, speaking of Sylvester Stallone, I present to you his mom, Jackie
Stallone.

Ick.

OMG! :eek::eek::eek: How unfortunate! And all self-inflicted! She looks worse than a burn victim!

I thought the first pix was Carrot Top for a minute.:eek:

Steven Tyler – naturally.

Reese Witherspoon (though I do admit it would be handy to have a chin that doubled as an icepick).

Flo the Progressive pitchwoman.

Justin Bieber and his stupid, stupid hair.

Do you ever notice how much the over-tweaked faces look like Jack Nicholson’s version of the Joker?

DJ Qualls:
http://www.poptower.com/dj-qualls-picture-24000.htm

Looks like Gollum with a lot more hair.

Would Jeremy Renner be less obnoxious looking if he got his nose broken? Or more?

That’s a puffer fish wearing a wig.

The face of Billy Bob Thornton just says, IGNORANT.