Floridopers: I think we’re going to get wet
Best boat/ship names
Seen at the top of IMHO:
Smoking out raccoons
Dope fiend in my workplace
MPSIMS:
Mantis Attack
Strange happenings at the toll booth
Puke, poop & asploding toilets: Shirley’s Week So Far
Greetings from Stinky Street
It’s August. Just in time for . . .
Uninvited apartment visitor
Scariest Animal
Friends with Benefits
:eek:
From MPSIMS:
What are your basic drives?
Share new blunders
Are you ready to party?
An Olympic story-with ferrets
It’s August. Just in time for . . .
Uninvited apartment visitor
The Final Theory - Universal theory??
Strange Happenings at a Toll Booth
Puke, poop & asploding toilets: Shirley’s Week So Far
Greetings from Stinky Street
D’oh :smack: two of the ones I posted were already here.
How about these?
From General Questions:
Unable to upgrade to WinXp after replacing RAM, video card, hard drive etc
How is the Holy Light “miracle” performed?
1 out of 70 people believe they’ve been possessed by Satan?
Living to see the year 2100
What is a Numbers Rackets
How many bytes are there?
Seeing Dead People
Outlook express takes forever to load!
**We’ll pay you $145 not to stay in our hotel
Uninvited apartment visitor**
In MPSIMS just now:
Women’s Olympic beach volleyball - All rangy beanpoles! No curvy gals! 
So I went to the eye doctor today…
MPSIMS:
More info on the woman who was grafted to her couch
Random Food-Related Confessions
I stumbled upon a dilema–which is worse?
**I ate yak last night.
or
Can of whale meat**
AKA, two people I won’t ask to bring potluck to any DopeFest!
From MPSIMS:
Question for transgendered Dopers:
Norwegian Lake Monster?
Okay, not a particularly relevant question, but a question nonetheless.
Natural Ice is the best beer around
Take one, pass it on.
The DWI is even more inevitable.
The trap is set
Cool spider
You only want me to THINK it’s a cool spider. I’m sure it’s actually aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
And from General Questions:
Why is my puppy such a prolific pooper?
Poisonous caterpillars.
Poor thing. Thought he was eating cool spiders, but NO.
And lastly, from Cafe Society:
The Best TV Shows that Never Were:
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs.
I would have watched that on Saturday mornings. Especially if it had a Norwegian lake monster, or some beers, or a cool aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Faking out the lottery.
Mathematicians are spamming me
In MPSIMS:
Getting married in six months - things starting to fall apart sigh
Relationship Blues (long)
From GQ:
Antipsychotic drug implant
What’s a wattle to do?
Why do US carmakers still only make cars?
Question for Resident Libertarians
Buried alive
What’s the proper procedure for paying a restaurant bill with cash?
Looking directly at a solar eclipse.
Nuclear reactors.
What are the average wages of people in Poland?
We want to START an Urban Legend
My Husband is Coming! My Husband is Coming!
Floridopers: I think we’re going to get wet.