MPSIMS:
How can I keep my backyard mosquito free?
Postpubescent nocturnal emissions
Moderator please change MPSIMS to IMHO. :smack:
MPSIMS:**
I’ve just discovered unhomogenized milk. Yummy!
Weird, creepy, and absolutely hilarious pick up lines!**
These are so addictive!
Mod go ahead and delete this thread, I just realized the other one is still active…
As in, sequential thread title thread…
Mods are like police, never one when you need them 
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN TARGETED FOR DELETION
Right now, in MPSIMS:
**I need a camcorder quickly, what are my options
Pennsylvania Lt. Gov crashes military funeral, criticizes war **
See the exclusive footage tonight at 11 
**Who Wants to Be a Sequential Thread Title?
I can’t think up a clever title so here’s some more sequential thread stuff **
Really 
Well the other one was further down the front page when I made my thread, dude… then I posted to it and it popped up top and now others are too…
I have decided that my exotic pet will be…
Rattlesnake in my backyard!!!
MPSIMS:
“Mike Hunt for President!”
You want me to eat WHAT?
MPSIMS:
Could you imagine being almost completely deaf for your whole life?
You want me to eat WHAT?
Non Sequitor
Figs!
I’m vaguely unnerved by New Movie Superman’s low-rise shorts.
In MPSIMS
** It feels sooooo good when I rub it…
Unexpected kittie reactions
It’s an Avon box, not a commode **
From GQ:
**What if I was arrested and said nothing?
Is it illegal to lie to a police officer?**
MPSIMS:
**It feels sooooo good when I rub it…
Things I shouldn’t do when I have my period. **
I’m embarrassed just posting this!
New Posts:
**I’ve exercised for five weeks
Why did you stop going to the gym?**
**Disgusting lunchtime experinece- diaper changing AT THE TABLE
How do I make my muffins moister? **
** Reason number 256 why my roommate is a moron
I don’t need an audience while I pee, thanks… **
I Have a Jar of Lezzo
Good for You, Sir