**We’re sorry your package was crushed and your DVDs were stolen!
Things I shouldn’t do when I have my period. **
Even better…
**What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Houston MiniDopefest! (?)**
**Reason number 256 why my roommate is a moron
You want me to eat WHAT? **
-foxy
And from today:
**Things I Shouldn’t Do When I Have My Period
Anal Sex - TMI
and
Time for a Pregnant/Brand New Parent Doper Update?**
IMHO:
**When people find out about your job…
Have you ever been arrested?**
You want me to eat WHAT?
Sock monkeys…the actual ones made from socks.
MPSIMS
Things It’s Better to Do Right the First Time
Holy Crap! I’m pregnant!
MPSIMS:
**What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Holy crap! I’m pregnant!**
Hehehehe. This “Holy crap! I’m pregnant!” thread makes for some excellent sequentials. 
For example…
Time for a Pregnant / Brand New Parent Doper Update!?!
Holy crap! I’m pregnant!
MPSIMS:
Model rockets
I am both ashamed and proud of myself.
Uh oh. Should I start running?
Cafe Society:
What does “high-concept” mean?
Mike Tyson Porn flick
No, no, that’s an example, not a definition. 
In New Posts:
If you could undo one event in history, it would be _______
Ass flexing.
Anybody know a good way to get rid of Smurfs?
Ass flexing
MPSIMS:
** Further evidence that I am a Bad Person
Search parties in my back yard**
**The Official I-Gotta-Share-Cute-Pet-Pictures thread **
And now, a camel spider eating a lizard**
…
Right above this thread in MPSIMS
** What can’t you find recently?
I’ve Lost My Shower**
Asked & answered.
In MPSIMS:
Praying mantis vs. Hummingbird
And now, a camel spider eating a lizard
MPSIMS:
**A woman propositioned my husband the other night…
Any Hoosier Dopers Wanna Get Together? **
Well, there’s a line I haven’t heard before…
Firstly, through habit I do not read the boards one category at a time. I simply click on the “new posts” and trawl through them for what I feel like reading. In fact my bookmark under Firefox is listed as http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?do=getnew So my sequential threads were in the following order on my screen, but unlikely to be that way on anyone else’s.
In MPSIMS:
Threads that are certain to recur.
In Comments on Cecil’s Columns:
Three English words that end in -gry
Single malt Dilema
Tricks for spelling doubled-letter words?
(Dilema is properly spelled dilemma. HAW HAW GEDDIT? )