Those two are sequential again right now. 
Unless, of course, they were referring to a dillema, which, as everyone knows, is short for a “dill enema”.
Oh, and just now in MPSIMS:
What can’t you find recently?
Einstein’s fish
I hate it when I can’t find Einstein’s fish!
**A woman propositioned my husband the other night…
Naked Naked Naked!!! **
In MPSIMS:
** A coversation with my Mother-in- Law…
The Return of Sarcastic Answer Theater **
**What can’t you find recently?
Overall Windows XP has been a pretty good Operating System to date
**
**Naked Naked Naked!!!
Pregnant bitch on my front porch**
If that’s what gets your rocks off, I suppose it’s OK with me.
**Need advice on LASEK surgery
I’m wearing glasses**
In IMHO
Who Would Iran Be Most Likely to Nuke?
Stupid People
BBQ Pit:
** I’m no racist but…
Pitting Local Vandals**
I can’t stand those pushy Visigoths, either.
IMHO:
Have you ever been badly ripped off?
How high will the price oil go?
I guess that answers that!
Who would Iran be likely to nuke?
How does the Daily Show do it?
I think John Stewart just throws a dart at a big wall map of the world. Surely Iran would be a bit more careful in their methodology.
**Man jumps out of upper deck at Yankee Stadium Last Night.
Naked Naked Naked!!! **
MPSIMS:
Psychodelic, maaaan…
Your First Airplane Trip
Tell me about yours, because I don’t remember mine.
MPSIMS:
How do you browse the Dope?
Naked Naked Naked!!!
Right now, there are children dying in North Korean prison camps
A funny video
:dubious:
IMHO:
** Vegetarians, would you eat this?
Kittens**
snrk
Cafe Society:
Imagine them all naked, and say:
Who is Roo’s father?
Imagine them all naked…and say:
I am Straight but I can’t help noticing…
Ass-kicking women in film
**Pregnant bitch on my front porch
1 in every 25 dads might actually be the mail man?? **
IMHO:
Happy 21st birthday to me! Now recommend some drinks!
That does it; Ladies, I’m buying a motorcycle!
Uh oh.
MPSIMS:
**A day without meat…
Wow, I’m a carrot-top!**