My bestest friend chcoco has joined this insane place. We grew up together and she used to steal my pacifier from me. Now I steal her beer.
She’s single, but watch out boys (and girls)…she bites!
<rolls out beer stained carpet>
I also throw pancakes!!!
Thanks, for the welcome. Looking for a few good friends.
chcoco
I, SanguineSpider, being of soundless mind and invisible body, do hereby wish you the warmest of welcomes ever initiated in the recorded history of Mankind!
This place is hilarious, happy, and quite delusional but also really, really fun! It’s a friggin’ three-ringed circus and miracle all rolled into one (when it’s not horribly, painfully slow which it has a tendancy to be at the worst times). You will laugh, you will cry, you will tinkle in your skivvies (read anything by lieu), you will yell at the computer screen (not that I do that or anything cough), and you will laugh some more! A wonderful place it happens to be… just you wait and see.
Welcome, chcoco. Hope you enjoy your stay.
Yup! I gotta say welcome to you, too chcoco! You can literally lose hours in this place. But I have to agree with absolutely everything SanguineSpider said about the SDMB, it’s the best! 
Also, SanguineSpider, I’m glad to know it’s not just me that experiences the painful slowness, that’s the only thing that really frustrates me about this place!
chcoco, did Horseflesh tell you yet about the terribly humiliating initiation rites at the KC Dopefests? He didn’t, did he? Hmmmm.
Oh well, they aren’t too painful, you should, if you are of average health, live through them.
BTW, welcome. I like anyone whose name suggests chocolate!
Welcome. You will enjoy the initiation rites. Oh, yes, you will…
Pudding wrestling, sweet monkey love, strip Trivial Pursuit and naughty naughty naughty discussions at 3 am are just some of the activities you have to look forward to.
Although, being a close friend of Horseflesh, I suspect nothing will surprise you.
Welcome chcoco!
Have a good time here. I look forward to reading your posts and learning more about you. Horseflesh has told me a bit about you. You sound like a great friend.
You’ll never let that go, will you? It’s been over 30 years ago, ferchrissakes!
Someday you need to start a thread about toddler hijinks and post that story.
Don’t mind those others, ch, the initiation rites aren’t that painful. Dopefest are great until after the witching hour, whereupon they turn into drunken bloodbaths, complete with licking lessons.
Yeah, I’m lookin’ at YOU, sperf.
Hey! Don’t dis the licking lessons. They changed my life! 
The licking lessons changed my life as well.
Be welcome, enjoy your stay.
I have heard a bit about the KC party trips. Looking forward to getting to know all of you!
I can’t believe he corrupted another one. Haven’t you learned from my mistakes ??? Welcome chcoco and have a great time.
Gooba gabba, gooba gabba, one of us, one of us! Gooba gabba, gooba gabba, one of us, one of us! Gooba gabba, gooba gabba, one of us, one of us!
Well, somebody had to do it.
A hearty Welcome Aboard, from da Big City.
Hey, another local! The number of potential attendees for our Dopefests is growing!
Welcome!
Really!
Yay!
-SkipMagic!