I Could Have Been Odai Hussein the Ace of Hearts!

The Associated press, as reported on Yahoo news describes ME to a TEE! Tons of downloaded porn, alcohol galore, fast cars… The epitome of capitalism.

I realize that these folks were the “Spawn of Satan”, and deserve nothing more than to have their eyeballs scraped from their sockets, fried in the indignant oil of the Middle East and scattered upon the unclean floors of pigsties for the greedy consumption of heathen hoards, but holy cow!

What is the deal here, we won out over a backwards country, supposedly infested with weapons of mass destruction, whose people wanted nothing better than to gas the infidels of the world… and this is all we can come up with for character assassination?
Download more of that Porn, they are obviously Prostitutes!
Bar Tender….More Beer! Hay babee, wanna see my etchings?
Easy to see why eighteen year old marines fight each other for the chance to stay at Odai’s digs.

Uh…right.

Yeah riiiiight! “Protect the Presedent”. Suuuuure!

heh.

All this wouldn’t have been necessary if we just let Odai go on a date with Jenna.

Damned American xenophobic racistic bastard spawn.

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