Just head down to Cold Wal-R-Us.
Cold walrus? Most walrus doesn’t taste good unless heat somewhat.
Okay, dudes, the gig is up. I was referring to a Stewart’s soda.
Damn it, I wanted a hot walrus. With marshmallows.
I represent Save The Cold Walrus!
We plan a massive strike of this thread! No more cold walrus jokes for you!
Walruses are sooo yesterday. The future’s now in manatees, baby.
Fishy Joes - Ride the Walrus!
My father once shot a cold walrus in his pajamas.
What the hell was a walrus doing in your father’s pajamas?
Walrus is a dish best served cold.
How he got in his pajamas we’ll never know.
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You walrus hurt the ones you love.
I was Christmas shopping at a local department store where the heater had broken. It was freezing in there.
Cold Walmart anyone?
I have a print of a soup can by Andy Walrus.
Argh. I sometimes think that my primary purpose here on Earth is to correct the entire world on this, one person at a time. (Scoff if you will, but what are you doing with your life?
It’s “Coo coo katchoo, Mrs. Robinson”, but according to every official lyrics sheet I have seen (not to mention just, you know, listening), it’s “I am the walrus. Goo goo g’joob.”
Maybe Snopes will put up a page for this one day.
Gawain, dear… decalf… try decalf.
ok, maybe on second thought ‘decaf’ would be better.
Or even decaf.
If you want a cold baby walrus, it’s called de pup.
Not decalf.