Allright then. I’ll have the decaf walrus, with a side of fries, Narf!
The backstroke?
Not necessarily. Maybe if I got this baby cow removed I’d be a little less uptight about these things.
Anyway, sorry… every 100th person who misquotes that lyric at me gets the accumulated irritation from the 99 before, and the lottery number came up today.
I’d make a comment more relevent to this thread, but I have no idea what the hell you people are talking about.
Disclaimer: No actual walruses where harmed in the making of this tread.
My sister was once bitten by a walrus…
There once was a walrus from Kentucky…
So I guess I got all these steaming hot walri *too late before the trend switched to cold?
*I doubt that is the plural I seek. But I like it.
Who thought that the cold made him lucky…
Disclaimer: No actual walruses where harmed in the making of this tread.
Getting cold never made me get lucky… oh, wait a minute… yes it did.
Sorry for the double post. I stumbled across my back / refresh button.
Necrowalria means never having to say you’re sorry.
That’s all well and good for the actual walruses, but how many imaginary ones did you harm?
How many walri does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
As God is my witness, I thought walrusses could fly. . .
Is that a walrus on your upper lip or are you just glad to see me?
Chavardz, that’s walrus decalf tread.
Of course not. This yarn is obviously made from bull’s wool, not walrus feathers.
Is de walrus’s offspring called decalf?