Help Wanted: Temporary:
Seven maids with seven mops for light duty sweeping sand at beach resort, must be available for 6 months. Contact Mr. Walrus or Mr. Carpenter
Ah, it’s walrus decaf tread.
Ah, it’s walrus decaf tread.
Ah, it’s walrus decaf tread.
No, really. Walrus bites are nasty mind you.
I would say that wal.ru is rather cold. There appears to be not much there at all.
A “Cold Walrus” is a skinny walrus!
Warm up your cold walrus with a can of “Crisco”
“Beware of the Cog”
There once was a walrus from kentucky
Who thought that the cold made him lucky
"More lays than Hawaii
this alaskan sea’s slimy
But the ending, you see, is quite sucky.