I could really use a cold walrus right now..

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Ah, it’s walrus decaf tread.

Ah, it’s walrus decaf tread.

Ah, it’s walrus decaf tread.

No, really. Walrus bites are nasty mind you.

I would say that wal.ru is rather cold. There appears to be not much there at all.

The mating call of the endangered mountain walrus.

A “Cold Walrus” is a skinny walrus!

Warm up your cold walrus with a can of “Crisco”


“Beware of the Cog”

There once was a walrus from kentucky
Who thought that the cold made him lucky
"More lays than Hawaii
this alaskan sea’s slimy
But the ending, you see, is quite sucky.