Rhinoceros & Weasel

Rhinoceros…rhinoceros rhinoceros rhinoc eros. Eros? Hmm…rhinoccccccccc erosssss.

Rhinocerousrhinocerosrhinocerosrhinocerosrhinocerosrhinoceros … rhino ceros.

Rhin ocer os. Rhin Oceros. Rhin OCEROS!

RHINO ! ! ! ! !


Weasel. Wheeeeeeea! sel. Weaselyweasel. Weaslingweasel.

Weaselweaselweaselweasely weasel weasling weasels.

Rhinocerosing weasel.

Hey barkeep? I’ll have what he’s having.

Umm, Friday’s tomorrow, dude. Getting a head start on the weekend?

Heffalumps and woozles!

Barkeep. baaaaaaaaaaaark - eep. BarkeepitykeepitykeepityBark eep.

Bar keep. Barakeep-o. Barrakup, barrukeepito, brakeepimus maximus. Barra -a- keep. Barrrr kip.

Weekend. Weeken. D. Whakend, wakend, weekned.

Wheeeeeeee-kend. Week end. weekend. BwAeReK kEeEnPd – ouch!

Thudlow Boink … boingboingboing boinK. Thud. Lowboink. Thuddly thuddly thuddly thuddlyyyyyyyyoboink! Thudalowaboinkus Buttocks!

Primo shit, man. XD

Isn’t there a law against Pokemon posting on these message boards?

Ipso facto, et cetera et cetera . . . rex mundi et spiritus sancti.

I don’t know about “rhinoceros”, but I’m right there with you on “weasel”, man. Funniest word in the English language.

Weasel. Weeeeasel. Weaselweaselweaselweasel.

“Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.”

Vin gala sani ve lun dada sun scobelli, schun davi dun dala skin dalavundo : [anyone know the punchline?]

Tui matris!

Primo…primolio. Primooooprimo

Primo pokemon spiritus sancti…Poke! e-mon! Poke primon spanktus sporti

prankemon poke amen, pinkomen spiritus skanky

LindyHopper, Hindi Lopper, handy looper, Cyndi Lauper.

lil handlooper, Hickenlooper, lickendy hindenlauper et spiritus sancti

et ceteras Rex

Man, I seriously have no idea what’s going on, but you are seriously cracking my shit up over here. Thanks for livening up a dull Thursday afternoon.

Pamplemousse. That’s all I have to say.

Say. No. MORE!

I beg to differ - underpants (and its variation, underoos) is the funniest word in the English language. It’s been scientifically proven.

Oooh, pamplemousse juice.

Oh, come on. Say it with me, real drawn out. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeasel. Or try inserting the word in place of another word:

[not funny]My computer at work totally froze up on me today.

[funny]My weasel at work totally froze up on me today.

[even funnier]My weasel at work totally weaselled up on me today.

See? :wink:

Rectum… Rectum?.. Damn near killed 'im!

Ok, I’ve run it past the suits, and they love it! Rhinoceros & Weasel is exactly the kind of thing they’re looking for. They’re looking for 22 episodes right off the bat. We’ll be shopping it the Cartoon Network, Fox, the WB…all the animation biggies.

A rhino and a weasel, travelling the country, getting into all sorts of wacky adventures and babbling a bunch of nonsense…how can it miss?? Hey, let’s do lunch!