Rhinoceros & Weasel

That sounds much more tasty than the “Yoda Soda” my three-year-old keeps shouting about.

I dunno, man…a bit too close to this.

Differ…differ. huh. DIFfffffffffffffffff er. Differ. Duffer. Differ duffi-defer. Diffident duffer identifier differ di-ffer

Pamplemousse…doIdare? Pamplemousse. Pampas Mousse. Mama puss, limpmamousse palamp amoose,

featherloudiffer pamplemous se’! “Bon jour, je sui pamplemousse? Chappeau du fromage dela del weasel! Weasel e vous!”

Yoda. YO! duh! yodela du yo, da?

I’ll have my people call your people and we’ll take a meeting with Inigo. Just between you and me, I hear he gives good meeting.

:eek: :eek:

Milk and Cheese: When Dairy Products Goi Bad.
“We are irascible malcontents — capable of performing ANY dunderheaded act of idiocy — no matter HOW wrongheaded or injurious to others!”

Makes me laugh, every single time. Weasels are funny, that’s just the way it is.

Weasel and Rhiocerous could be the next Moose and Squirrel.

Clothahump. Chlot humpa. Cloth ahump A cloth hump, hum pacl oth.

Clothahumpa, humpty humpclathoh, clthu chluh hum. P

Cheeeeeeeeezzzzze. Magic Cheeeeeeeze, Magic Eye cheeeez!

Magic Cheeze, Magic Cheyes…Cheyescheyes magic thighs. (sighs) Cheeze cloth humpa meeting.

Parley vous Franglaise du fromage? Oui, je sui omlette du Monde. Beignet si vous plait? Beignet ala meer! Cheeze chez clothahumpe

spiritus sancti,

Okay - My underpants at work totally froze up on me today.

My underpants at work totally underpantsed on me today.

I told you, it’s scientifically proven, you big pamplemousse head.

Tinny words, “tit! tit!”
tiny words!

Woody words. “Cahhhhribou!”
woody, woody words!

My pamplemousse totally pamplemoussed on me today.
Nah…that’s just not funny.

That weasel’s underpants were totally pamplemoussed.

o/` All around the mulberry bush
rhinoceros and weasel.
Rhinoceros tripped over his feet…

SPLOT! goes the weasel… o/`

I used to transcribe medical reports to help pay the rent. There were times when I had to stop the tape I was laughing so hard at some of the diagnoses.

I maintain hemorrhoid is still the funniest word in the English language.
Then there’s Buphthalmia. Vicious cicatrix. Fistula always made me laugh so hard I cried. Yes, I’m childish. So stipulated.

They have a pill for that now, ya know…

Weasel weasel bo beasel
Bonana fana fo feasel
Fee fi mo measel
Weasel!

[Michael Dorn] I AM WEASEL![/Michael Dorn]

::Wild Applause::

:smiley: :smiley:

“I’m a lone rhinoceros
there ain’t one hell of a lots of us
left in this world
I know the zoos protect my species
they give me food, collect my feces”

  • Adrian Belew

You got that right! :smiley: Maybe I should change my user name.

“Weasel underpants” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language. I have to find reasons to use that in conversations way more often.

You are not Weasel!

I am going to use THAT in conversation. Think people will notice?