I dare say, this wine is rather good. . .

[Upper Class British Accent]

I do say, this wine is rather good. One moment, let me check the label. Oh yes, it’s Trebbiano D’abruzzo, 2002. Well, as long as we have it out, may as well take advantage. Would you like another glass? Suit yourself, don’t say I didn’t offer. Oh well, more for me. By the way, I must comment that you are an extremely attractive young woman. I hope you don’t find my behavior unseemly, I was merely commenting. Oh no, please don’t leave. And we were having such a pleasant time.

Sigh

[Upper Class British Accent]

Is this a scene in your head or what? Do you hear voices?

Every time somebody speaks.

See? You don’t know how to properly enjoy wine.

::grabs bottle from Stentor::

You got to gulp it! Like so… glug, glug

Burp!

Hey baby! S’up?

Gimme a nice Merlot and maybe I’ll stay…

maybe.

My teetotal mother’s been visiting all weekend, so no wine for me, even though there have been moments when I wanted some very much. Sigh.

Hehehehe! I sooo enjoy a good glass of wine… (having one right now)… So here’s cheers to those that wish to partake… glug, glug but I have to get some serious sleep happening here…:smack: I keep forgetting that I have to get to work in the morning!!!

[Lower class really common English accent]

Altho I don’t mind the odd gargle of Jacobs Creek I’m off to the boozer now to get some cold lager darn me froat.

Carry on