I used to be involved with a youth outdoors group, after spending all weekend on a hike using the radio net I would oftern get home & use my cell phone like a two-way radio:
Me:Yes, it would be great to catch up for coffee, where? Over.
Them: … Over where?
Me: Where do you want to meet?. Over
etc. etc.
I’ve been playing Star Wars too much, apparantly.
Just now, I was watching television and when a commercial came on I tried to space-bar through it. 
Last week at work I was testing something on a laptop and documenting the test on my usual (desktop) computer. The laptop did not have a mouse attached, but my wireless mouse was sitting right there.
Unfortunately, it didn’t matter how much I used the mouse, it didn’t do a damn thing on the laptop. :smack:
Sometimes when I am watching an episode of The Simpsons in syndication, I’ll put the DVD with the episode I’m watching in the DVD player and play that episode.
Isn’t this how one normally talks with ones wife/girlfriend?
Just yesterday I was highlighting some text on paper. Curiously, highlighting the first word and then using shift + arrows did not work. Stupid physical world. 
This reminds me of the time I made a purchase at Lord and Taylor and the store card I gave her wouldn’t work. It took both of us several tries and an embarrassingly long time to realize it was a Macy’s card.
This morning someone sent me an email that included a screen shot of a dialog box from some program. When I finished reading the email, I kept trying to close it by clicking the “Cancel” button on the dialog box image.
Not me but a friend. We were trick or treating.
‘Wow, that house has gotten a lot of trick-or-treaters,’ she says.
‘… What?’
:smack: ‘That’s a house number, not a hit counter…’
‘You spend too much time on the internet.’
Not terribly silly, but…
While watching the Big Bang theory season finale, I missed a bit of the dialog in the opener, so automatically hit pause, intending to rewind for it. But I wasn’t watching a saved program, or in ‘pause live TV mode.’
So it stopped recording the show, and the recording missed the NEXT bit of dialog until I figured out what happened and hit the pause button again. :smack:
Back when I was doing phone support for Windows, I passed one of my mentors in the lunch room. He was standing at a vending machine, and said “I keep pressing F1 for help, and it keeps giving me Pop Tarts.”
I was removing a patch of poison ivy from a well-travelled area at the cottage when a blackfly came bit me in the forehead …so I instinctively swatted it.
Back when I first got a Roomba, I had to keep reminding myself to do the rest of my household chores. Because, while I did have a vacuuming robot, I didn’t have a dish-washing robot, a gardening robot, etc.
My home computer is a laptop. My office computer is a desktop. My desk at the office has a polished spot right in front of the keyboard from me trying to use the touchpad.
I was writing something down and wasn’t sure of the spelling of a word, so I wrote the first three letters, and then waited… and waited…
Oddly, neither the pen nor the paper were equipped with spell-check.
I’ve done this, multiple times. I’ve also tried to use it to get in the door at work. And I’ve also tried to unlock my car with my work ID. I stood there, waving my ID badge at the door handle, wondering why it wasn’t unlocking.
The internet and DVR have forever altered my life, just this morning I tried to rewind the radio in my car and for some reason was pissed at the station when I couldn’t!
I am both a bike rider and a car driver. After my first month commuting exclusively by bike, I found myself unthinkingly exhibiting some strange behavior on the rare occasions I did drive my car. For instance, I caught myself trying to signal turns by hand. That’s not so bad, I suppose.
What would’ve been bad – had I not caught myself after a moment – was the time I approached a stopped garbage truck on a narrow side street that left only a small space between it and the parked cars. I instinctively began to steer the car to the right because, hey, my bike can fit through that skinny gap!
Quick hijack:
Wasn’t there a time when cars were not equipped with turn signals, and hand signals were used? Is it still legal to use hand signals today?
If your built-in signals don’t work for some reason, yes, you’re supposed to use hand signals out the driver’s side window. At least that was on the written test in Illinois back in 1987, anyway.
I started taking the bus again last year after a several years’ hiatus. The first time I sat down I had the disquieting feeling that something was not quite right. It took me several minutes to realize it was because I hadn’t put my seat belt on…which buses don’t have, naturally. I had to ride a few more times before that feeling went away.