I didn't expect THAT!

The “Gym Annoyances” thread reminded me of an encounter I had last week.

I used to live in an apartment building, and my neighbor was this 50-something Jewish lawyer. He lived alone, since his wife had passed away and kids were grown up and living elsewhere.

I’d frequently walk with him to the nearby train station for our daily commute to NY. I eventually moved away, but still commute from the same train station. I probably see him 5 times a month or so, and we always exchange some small talk. There was never anything weird or different about him, and for lack of a better description, he was about as typical looking of a middle aged professional Jewish lawyer as one might imagine.

About a month ago, I saw him at my gym. He mentioned that he had just joined. Last week, after I was finished with my workout, I entered the locker room. I was making my way to the wash area, sort of looking down, when I saw a pair of hairy legs sitting on a bench with an exposed penis. What was peculiar about this penis was that something resembling a metal bolt went completely through the glans. My view of this penis probably lasted a tenth of a second, since I instinctively looked up. And guess whose face was smiling right back at me.

I then pretended that I didn’t see what I saw and quickly said hi and walked right past him. He didn’t even try to hide it, so I’m guessing he didn’t care. While washing up, I wondered whether he had any difficulty urinating since the bolt appeared to go straight through the middle. I can’t imagine how it wouldn’t affect his urethra. But I haven’t seen him since.

I was certainly shocked. Please share similar encounters.

I went to a party recently of some acquaintances that I’d only known online. We’d only talked about geeky things so I was looking forward to being with a big group of techy geeky people. The party was tons of fun, and as the night wore on it became very clear that a sizable portion of the attendees were polyamorous and knew each other quite well. It was a pleasant surprise, but I certainly wasn’t expecting it.

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Ha, nobody expects…

looks up

Never mind, Carrot said it first.

NO ONE…what? oh, wait a minute…carry on.

:smack:

What was it, a piercing?

Shrapnel.

I’ll bet he was uncut.

Bob

Maybe he had sex with a cheap hookerbot and got a nasty STD from it.

A piercing like that (usually a ring) is called a Prince Albert, and isn’t as uncommon as you think. And if it’s done right, doesn’t interfere with any function.

Yeah, unless you take it out to clean it and forget to put it back in before you pee in the morning. Then you pee in 3 directions.

Now THAT’S a hell of a party trick.

It could also be an Ampallang or Apadravya, links broken (NSFW; male genital pictures)

http: // Ampallang - Wikipedia
http: // Apadravya - Wikipedia

Prince Alberts are fun, have had one for 11 years.

I didn’t expect a Monty Python reference.

You don’t get on the internet much, do you?

That was it, except bigger and blingier.

the wiki apadravya article contains the word ‘meatotomised’ - shiver - still at work so I declined to click that link, but boy am I curious now

oh jeebus I googled it minus images