This is PARTICULARLY frustrating considering that DRY himself isn’t getting any. :mad: (That’s why I know they’ve got the wrong guy!)
Speaking of not getting any from women I adore…
What the hell does this mean, Crunchy Frog? You believed he was me and that I was interested in sex with another man?
In an almost certainly futile attempt to get this thread back on track, I’ll point out that I didn’t need to know that.
Do you need to know what felching is ?
That wasn't me. That must've been someone pretending to be me pretending to be DRY (boy, is THAT guy pathetic....)lurker,
I know that DRY’s amazing wit and words are hard to emulate…but you have your bright points too! Be your wonderful self!
That said, I’ll be over here fawning on DRY…
[sub] fawn, fawn [/sub]
Yeah, well, myself didn't work, pseudo-DRY didn't work, gotta try something else...
DRY, man, you have her fawning… you probably have others too… I think you’re probably missing signals, guy…
Want my baseball bat, Medea? Just club DRY over the head and drag him off. He'll love it. Methinks he protests too much.
…then again, I do have a secret email friend…
…she does put a smile on my face…
{{{DRY}}}}
Hey, just keep trying to find out WHO it is…after all, like you said, it sounds totally wild…
Good luck-I’ll keep you in my thoughts…
Nah…he’s not into that stuff.
and what do you mean being yourself didn’t work? I like you! At least…I like who I’ve seen so far…that’s you, right?
Maybe not the hitting, but what you’ll do to him after you drag him off…
Nah, that’s just the persona I project online. Much more pleasant and witty than the real me.
blush I don’t believe that’s any of your business…
mmm… I think I should be the judge of that, you are obviously biased. I think I could like someone who came up with your online persona. So there. 
Thanks, Guinastasia! I appreciate your support. I’ll be fine, though, this should be over soon!
(You e-mailed me a while back and I responded. Did you get it?)
Also, my thanks to my good friend GolfWidow, who was kind enough to call me and express her concerns. Paula, I thank you for being such a great friend to me!
Fly out to California, honey. Christmas break!
What do you mean? I offered to marry her. She turned me down. 
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They’re the BEST, aren’t they?
It can be, if we can get that webcam thing set up!
[sub]I’m sure there are plenty of dopers that would like to see DRY get hit over the head with a baseball bat. Or worse.[/sub]
I know.
It’s one thing to impersonate DRY. That’s pathetic.
It’s another thing to impersonate lurkernomore impersonating DRY. That’s even more pathetic.
But to hit on Crunchy Frog? “Pathetic” seems too mild a word! 
I’ll get back to you…busy busy busy!
I’m just giving this a bump now to remind myself later to post a scathingly sharp and witty come-back to this remark as soon as I finish my morning coffee. Right now, the best I can think of is “you’re a big fat dummy-head.” Not quite the apex of wit I’m looking for.
Actually I don’t know if I’ll bother with it, that was pretty good DRY, and I started the whole thing so I guess I had it coming, you big fat dummy-head.
Well, you could always comment on “my bastard child”… :rolleyes:
Funny, I never really thought of you as a turnip, Dry! Good luck.
[sub]If you get the webcam thing set up, it may pay the legal charges…[/sub]
You obviously are not familiar with my love life.
(One reason why I don’t own a webcam)
Thanks for your best wishes–I really think things will work out fine.
[sub]However, if I suddenly disappear from the boards, be sure and remember me on Father’s Day.[/sub]
Your love life? My last encounter was immortalized as a painting on a cave wall in France.