I do not like the Mars Corporation

No, I do not. They are an evil evil company. Especially the sales rep who sent over the samples of their new Dove dark chocolate covered toasted almonds. I don’t need another addiction, you pusher.

Feel free to direct that sales rep over in my direction…

The first hit’s free, man!

I want your job.

Screw the job, I just want the candy!

::drools::

Half and half milk and semi-sweet Dove chocolates melted with a bit of heavy cream not only goes swimmingly with strawberries and bananananas but also spread on toast the next morning.

Just sayin’.