Heyo! cues the Tonight Show music
Order now, and you’ll get this 2 CD set, including such hits as :
Yoni the Lonely - Roy Orbison
Yoni Yoni - Billy Idol
Owner of some Yoni Art - Yes
and of course, the complete works of Yonee Yonie Yoni.
So I guess “axe wound” is right out?
Don’t forget Yoni Mitchell.
The first time I ever heard “gash,” I was working at a chain restaurant and a cow-orker asked me if I’d like to go to a party because “there would be tons of gash there!”
I didn’t go.
I concur. Yoni just doesn’t live up to such viable alternatives as meat curtains or cocksocket.
corsses legs tightly and whimpers
Hey, you’re from the area. There was a bar in Ocean City called the Bearded Clam. Way down on the south side, mid-island, maybe across the street from the amusement park. Do you know if it’s still there?
Some words just NEED to be replaced due to the sheer ugliness of the 'proper" term, regardless of whether they refer to genetalia or just everyday items.
Vagina and Penis both are, imho, such words. Both are extremely aesthetically displeasing words. Just about anything sounds better than those two words, even silly pet-names. But Yoni? All I can think of is a really bad infomercial for a mullet-headed violinist.
I haven’t been over there, so I couldn’t say. Amusing name, though.
“Yoni” always makes me think of the hedgehog from Watership Down.
Was last time I was there about 18 months ago. Big place. But not my speed.
Me too! :smack:
I don’t disagree with any of this.
Let’s think about it this way: why not replace it with, say, the Russian word for vagina, which according to a web translator is влагалище (vlahalishche)? Because Russian ain’t as spiritual or mystical as Sanskrit. Anything said in Sanskrit is automatically organic, chakra-infused and full of low-fat yogurty goodness, served up on a yoga mat. Bleagh.
Besides, I’m not real keen on trusting a web translator site. It’s a cool word, but by using it I might be inadvertently offering sex for money or something.
Or in other words… you had never come across it.
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It goes further back, *much *further back.
Does it mean you haven’t read the Kama Sutra? :eek:
I actually think we need a new word for the object under discussion. I can’t think of a word for it that isn’t too clinical, too silly, or too crude.
On the male side, you at least have “dick” and maybe "cock.
Not just any term will do, though. Witness this entire thread.
If you’re lucky!!
Woo!
Yonic has the feminine crotch shaped Y, the cuntacious o to its credit, a buttuckish n. an ejaculatory phalic i and a bazzomerlike c it could hardly be more fitting as a word.