“I don’t like your tone of voice”

Challenge: The next 5 people who approach you and engage in conversation, reply to what they say with, “I don’t like your tone of voice”.

I don’t know what made me think of this, but I did it.

Three of the five looked like I’d slapped them across the face. The other two repeated what they’d said in a goofy tone of voice.

Might be fun to do this with Jehovah’s Witnesses who come to your door.

I say that to Bear the Siamese everyday. He don’t give a crap.

That’s hilarious! For an encore, tell the next five people “You’re ugly.” And the next five, tell them “You’re an asshole.”

Seriously, why would you do that? What do you get out of it?

“You’re ugly” and “you’re an asshole” are insults. Not liking someone’s tone of voice, not so much.

Then what was the point?

The five times I tried this it led to some interesting conversations. It’s not quite a non sequitar, but it’s close, and I love non sequitars.

Point? Who needs a point?

Nonsense, it was blue.

One of my 6 cats, Pee Pee (don’t ask) has the most obnoxious meow of any cat I’ve ever known (and I’ve known many). It’s a grating, loud, low-pitched, monotone meow of 5 seconds duration. Whenever she see’s me, she assaults me with a long string of her grating, ear-splitting meoooooooooooooooooooooooows.

Note: Pee Pee is the lone female in my clowder of cats. I suggest no correlation between female cats and female humans, however (I’m not stupid, and don’t want my genitals kicked).

Pee Pee meows whenever she is hungry and she is always hungry, even 5 minutes after eating a big bowl of Kit & Kaboodle. IOW, she meows all the time.

So, the last time Pee Pee meowed (20 seconds ago), I looked her in the eye and said, I don’t like your tone of voice, young lady! She looked me back in the eye with disdain and replied with a 10 second meow that was louder and more obnoxious than ever.

Result: Fail!

I was thinking it would be funny to walk into a room, gesture vaguely at an empty wall, and say, “all of this has to go” and walk back out.

Hmm. I’ll be keeping my eye on you.

It can be incredibly insulting. Just like saying “wow, you certainly do like cake!” can be both taken and meant as an insult depending on the circumstances. Say it to me today and I might just smile and say “Yep, I sure do!” and go on enjoying my cake. Say it to me ten years ago as I was 30 pounds heavier, and I might not take it so “lightly” if you catch my drift (and doubly so if I happen to not be eating any cake at the time).

But to the subject at bar, for an example of how criticizing someone’s tone can go beyond even mere insult to incredibly hostile see tone policing (and, again, if someone can’t imagine how you could reasonably take issue with their tone, that may greatly increase the risk of them taking it as an insult, not jumping to “Oh, haha!” like it’s a joke).

I just said that to Ivy.

She looked at me and said “Too bad”

I do not like the tone of that pronouncement.

No criticism intended! I don’t like skiing. I don’t like jumping rope. I don’t like your tone of voice.

If someone did that to me out of the blue, I’d be confused, hurt (I don’t like “jokes” like this) and then angry. I’d think twice about speaking to you again for a while, unless absolutely necessary.

Granted, a lot has to do with your own tone of voice and delivery, but if it was said in a sincere, chastising way for no good reason, I’d not be amused. At all.

I suspect @kayaker does it with a definite twinkle in his eye.

You don’t like my tone of voice?