What happend when a laywer takes Viagra.
He gets taller.
Can someone PLEASE explain why this is funny?
Lawers, so the stereotype goes, are dicks.
Better now?
A committee is a lifeform with six or more legs and no brain.
Wow. need sleep. Shoulda said, “Lawyers.”
What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?
Don King.
cymbal crash
TMR
You will buy the ukulele, and touch every place.
Some relatives and I were building a garage over the winter (gotta pay those property taxes) and the local retired Baptist minister stopped by. He told my uncle that he had heard that he just got a prescription for Viagra and that there was an erection going on up here.
Yeah, I guess you had to be there.
I had to write a paper for class one time on the history of education in my small community. I wrote that the high school was erected in 1952, and in parenthesis
“it was the largest erection ever recorded in the county”
There was no indication form the instructor that she notced.
TROUT: The drum phenomenon that you refer to (sounds like “pah-dum-tsch”) is properly reffered to as a ‘rim-shot’ and not a cymbal crash…
I’m not being cheeky, just thought you oughta know…
"Elmo knows where you live! – Elmo, after Homer stiffed PBS for $10,000
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You heard about the shipment of Viagra that was stolen?
The cops are looking for a group of hardened criminals.
Markxxx, I didn’t get the joke either.
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It mustn’t have been that large of an erection…
Try this one:
What’s the chemical name for the drug in Viagra?
Mycoxaphalin
One of the possible side-effects of Propecia is impotence.
I wondered whether taking Propecia and Viagra at the same time would cancel each other out – but, of course, we all know that taking both will just cause you to grow hair in a very unusual place! <ba-doom, ksssssh!>
“Honey, how would like me to make you pancakes and bacon with some fresh orange juice for breakfast?”
“No thanks, dear, I’m not hungry. I think it’s a side-effect of the Viagra I took.”
(a few hours later)
“Honey, it’s lunch time. Maybe you’d like a nice ham and cheese sandwich and a beer?”
“No, dear, I’m still not hungry. Must be the viagra. Thanks anyway.”
(a few more hours go by)
“Honey, what would you like for supper? I could grill you up a steak? Or maybe you’d like some seafood? We could open up that bottle of French wine we’ve been saving.”
“No, dear, I’m fine. This Viagra is really something isn’t it?”
“Yes it is, honey, but could you please get off me? I’m starving.”
Viagra has been a big boon to ‘stand up’ comedians:
The man spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he’s hard up.
Viagra in chocolate bars - you eat it, She says, “Oh, Henry!”
Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland - a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Q: What happened to the guy that got his Viagra mixed up with his Ex-lax?
A: He didn’t know if he was coming or going…
Since the release of Viagra, exotic dancers now claim that they are receiving a lot more standing ovations.
About those hardened criminals, Mojo - they expect a stiff penalty under the penal code.
And, of course, we all know why the attendants at nursing homes give viagra to the male patients…
…So they dont fall out of bed.
<ba-dum-tschh>
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And, of course, this one:
I took a Viagra pill this morning, but when swallowing it, it got caught in my throat.
Now I have a stiff neck.
“My Accountz Reeceevable Posse don’t call me Tha Troubleshoota for nothin’. Suckas think I be chillin’, but I gots to represent at all times, 'cuz ain’t nobody else reeceeve accountz right but ME.” --Herbert Kornfeld
If that is the answer to the lawyer viagra joke it is sad. However the stiff neck joke is worth a few yucks.
Well, no one here has claimed the joke in the OP was good joke.
If it’s any comfort, my wife didn’t get it, either.
A committee is a lifeform with six or more legs and no brain.
When you ask someone to explain a dirty joke you better be prepared for anything. When I was at a dorm room poker game in college someone told the joke -
Q: Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?
A: His wife left him.
A sophomore girl chirps in with “I don’t get iiiit.” Of course everyone had a chuckle at her expense but she didn’t drop it. I finally took her in the hallway so I could explain the joke and spare her more embarrassment. She didn’t get my first explanation so I had to be more explicit. She still didn’t get it. I went into lurid detail about certain euphemisms and the sexual needs of an adult male. I made it as plain as I possibly could with my pants still on and finally, after ten minutes she said, “oh, OHHHH!” I still have my doubts about her really getting the joke.