You could rent your services out to lesbians who are crushing on straight girls. “You like that blonde, huh? Alright, five grand, and she’ll be muff diving by Tuesday.”
Because being an obnoxious dick and using the curb out front of someone else’s house as a used car lot for a few days is not grounds for having your car towed?
NOW we’re talking! Dude, you are so in my will! (I expect to die rich, happy, and probably soon. Of happiness.))