[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]
I’m working on a way to use my powers for good. So far, I got nothin’.
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You could rent your services out to lesbians who are crushing on straight girls. “You like that blonde, huh? Alright, five grand, and she’ll be muff diving by Tuesday.”
[QUOTE=Guinastasia]
Why don’t you just call the towing company?
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Because being an obnoxious dick and using the curb out front of someone else’s house as a used car lot for a few days is not grounds for having your car towed?
[QUOTE=Miller]
You could rent your services out to lesbians who are crushing on straight girls. “You like that blonde, huh? Alright, five grand, and she’ll be muff diving by Tuesday.”
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NOW we’re talking! Dude, you are so in my will! (I expect to die rich, happy, and probably soon. Of happiness.))