I don't give a FUCK if your car is "For Sale"

My, how damning. I wince. I wince!

I never asked you to participate in the thread either, you contemptible piece of shit. Now FUCK OFF for good!

Another Agent Smith down. The Burly Brawl continues.

The prophecy stands, and you can fuck me in the ass (with a condom on) if the closing of the board does not come to pass by that date.

No, but I think you resemble Peter Lowe in Vampire’s Kiss.

Does the following sound pretty?

FUCK YOU.

You’ll never go back to women.

You know it would have been pretty poetic to just leave 4 Aeschines posts alone on this page. Contrapuntal, you lack BBQ Pit soul.

Or basic math skills.

(color me surprised! I think I thought you were a woman!)

Not gay either. I’t just my favorite response to Fuck You. And it doesn’t matter what sex the person is who says it.

Yes, but “…back to women” implies that the person in question has been to women before; it could be that the experience actually drives them TO women in the first place.

In other words, it could be that a “fuck you” with your participation COULD turn a gay man straight!

Perhaps you merely give abyssmal head.

So I gather from this bold and unwelcome offer that fucking your ass is worth less than fifteen dollars? Here’s the wager for that amount that you made such a fool of yourself weaseling out of. For various reasons, I’ll pass.

One of those is not like the others.
Once again you forget that mswas wasn’t banned. Suspended, yes, but not banned. He’s able to return if he so chooses.

What experience? All I’m saying after me, No Chicks For You!

Undoubtedly.

If I were more limber and better endowed the question would have been answered by now.
I have also been known to tell women "One night with me and you’ll never sleep with another man.

The experience puts them right off the gender, eh? :wink:

Pretty much.

Good lord, you mean you traumatize them so much they can’t even SLEEP with another man?

If I start seeing articles about a strange strain of situational insomnia among women, I’m hunting you down. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I’m working on a way to use my powers for good. So far, I got nothin’.

Of course you’ve got something! You can let Aeschines fuck you; he’ll never chase after a skirt again, and millions of women the world over will gratefully erect statues in your honor.

[Beavis]Heh-huh. I said “erect”.[/Beavis]

Man, that would be a HUGE sacrifice. I might need a little, uh, pre-emptive appreciation, if you know what I mean.

I wonder if he’ll get pissed off when I say “Is it in yet?”

Sounds delish.